I've always heard others say that renting a hotel room is so enjoyable, and finally one day, I couldn't resist and went too. Wow, it really is great; sleeping alone on such a big bed. \ I finally understand why men, even though their chromosomes make them much weaker than women, are still strong and dominant in the species. Because God feared the power of women, He set up a system for them to lose blood every month, \ which causes their HP to always be low, so all the money they earn from fighting monsters goes to buy medicine and snacks, leaving them behind in equipment and experience. Imagine in elementary school, before they started losing blood, how much they bullied the boys. \ He tightly held her hand, letting the sea wind rage, the waves roar. Helpless, he begged time to stay at this moment. She looked at him, crying so devotedly: 'Let go, let me live in your memory...' Saying that, she freed her hand from his grip and gradually disappeared into the vast ocean... Assuming she weighs 50 kg and falls from a 5 m high deck, entering the water at v=9.8 m/s, taking g=10 m/s², calculate the work done by the deck on her?
A truly good man is not someone who doesn't play games, who doesn't play LoL or WoW. It's someone who, while playing games, will immediately quit for you with just a text, a call, or a QQ message. This is what is commonly called the legendary 'team member as stupid as a pig'...
I just slapped my wallet. It's nothing serious; I just hoped it would swell up...... it's gotten so thin recently that I can't stand to look at it!! The most distant thing in the world is not that you can't see Chairman M on TAM, but that when you open your wallet, you can't see Chairman M. \ I can't stand my wife anymore. Yesterday, I was in a bad mood and just sat drinking alone, sulking. My wife kept talking to me and I ignored her, then she asked: 'What exactly are you doing? Answer me!' I didn't want to argue, so I said, 'Nothing, I just want to be alone!' Then, smack, my wife gave me a slap: 'Damn it, who exactly is this 'being alone?'''
\ If your girlfriend is angry, don't rush to apologize or explain. Light a cigarette, change your clothes. Silently observe her and comfort her with your eyes. You'll find that she won't cry or fuss again, she might even break up with you immediately.
Parents who lock computers to stop their kids from playing games are so weak! A friend's child loves playing World of Warcraft and doesn't study.So a friend pulled together five brothers to level up accounts, formed a team to camp his son, and as soon as he logged in, they chased him to kill. They chased him until his son completely gave up and stopped playing…
\ “Darling, the road ahead is long and full of unknowns, there may be danger at any time, so obediently hide behind me and let me protect you, okay?”............ “Who are you? Cutting in line and talking so much nonsense! Go to the back!” “Oh.”
\ Before Zhuge Liang launched the campaign against Wei, he warned Liu Shan: “There are countless capable people in Shu, the emperor only lacks authority.” Upon hearing this, Liu Shan immediately slammed the table and stood up: “Great! I'll go register right away!” Zhuge Liang: “...”“
\ Just after fighting, when I got home, a beggar came up to open the car door for me, then held his bowl in front of me. Seeing the pleading look in his eyes, I accepted that money.
