If you want to marry, marry a man on the front line.

The original poster: Shuiyue Yuanhua Views: 496 Replies: 19 Posted in: 2014-06-22 21:28:20
Why do people say that if you get married, you should marry a man who plays CF (CrossFire)? Here are nine reasons:

1. Attentive
As a CF player, one of the basic skills is to spot things on the screen. Day after day, year after year, his observation skills are definitely on par with Sherlock Holmes. Similarly, when he is with you, he won't overlook your various feelings, including every smile, every gesture. When you're tired, he will help you; when you're happy, he will enjoy the pleasure with you; when you're distressed, he will comfort you. Alas, to have a husband like that, what more could you ask for!

2. Quick reflexes
Another basic skill in CF. People with long reaction times aren't suitable for this activity. Choosing a life partner doesn't have to be Jackie Chan or Jet Li-level agile, but being a little nimble surely doesn't hurt.

3. Psychological endurance
You never know when you'll get shot through walls or when you'll face an enemy head-on. Every CF player develops the fearless spirit of staying calm when rockets explode on the left, and unaffected when grenades blast on the right. Life inevitably involves setbacks and difficulties. Would you choose a partner who becomes depressed and despondent at the slightest challenge?

4. Ambition
He can devote all his energy to his hobbies. In the future, he will surely have a career he is passionate about. Moreover, one of the sexiest moments for a man is when he is fully focused on something. So, find an opportunity to observe him while he's concentrating on CF; you'll see I'm right.

5. Tenacity
As the saying goes, there's no first in literature, no second in martial arts. CF is a sport too; every CF player has experienced going from being 'stepped on' to 'stepping on others,' and the first phase—being ‘stepped on'—can be quite a long period. Without a spirit of not giving up, one would have quit long ago. So, it's hard to find a man who easily admits defeat among CF players. This applies to life too; better to find a man with backbone.

6. Gentlemanly demeanor
Even if he is beaten badly to the point of tears, after the final round he will still say: 'Thanks for the guidance. I'll come back tomorrow.' Revenge can wait ten years. Over time, CF players develop a good character: remembering the lessons, not the defeats, humble and cautious. This is also one of the essential qualities of a good husband.
7. Patience
A good CF player may not always be ahead in every match, but they will always try their best to find every possible opportunity to turn the tide when the situation is unfavorable. This is when patience is needed. Patiently adjust your mindset, patiently wait for the right moment, and then deliver a decisive blow to the opponent. In your life, there will also be times when things don't go smoothly, so choose a husband who is patient, and the two of you can always face life together with a calm and serene attitude.

8. Computer and Network Expert
From choosing the graphics card, CPU, mouse, and keyboard, to optimizing drivers, network conditions, and internet speed, no game requires as much hardware and system software adjustment as CF. Casual CF players can chat with you about computer hardware configurations for days on end. Moreover, CF has female players with IDs like QQ444436~~. The future is always a world of computers and networks; finding a husband who doesn't understand these two things will make even going out a subject of ridicule. Besides, your future baby will already have one more teacher before being born...

9. Planning Ability
Knowing what to do and when to do it is something a good CF player should have deeply ingrained. Every moment, they are quietly making plans in their mind, calculating remaining health and AC, estimating the opponent's health, and thinking about the opponent's current and possible positions. Once they develop a meticulous character, they will also organize your life in an orderly manner: the day after tomorrow is your birthday, meaning a party should be planned; the day after that, you should buy rice, and take soy sauce with it.

CF is not just a competitive sport, but also an important tool for women in choosing a mate. Not every CF player can perfectly exhibit all nine of the above traits, but that doesn't mean they lack these qualities; it just means you haven't discovered them yet, haven't observed them. So give him a little more time, otherwise, you might regret it for a lifetime.

In conclusion, choosing a good CF player is choosing happiness. Most importantly… I can play CF too… hehe.\ \Proud of getting a headshot without aiming down sights, ashamed of being stabbed to death while holding a gun \ \Proud of finishing with a single headshot, ashamed if you run out of bullets and the opponent is still alive \ Proud of headshots with every pistol shot, ashamed of missing with every machine gun bullet \ Proud of helping turn defeat into victory, ashamed of forcibly quitting when you can't win \ Proud of killing three with one grenade, ashamed of getting blown away by grenades three times in a row \ Proud of charging bravely into battle, ashamed of stealing kills from weakened enemies \ Proud of continuously killing countless people, ashamed of being killed countless times \ Proud of having 10 HP and still killing N people, ashamed of camping or ambushing when low on health
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Bored...
Decisively poke the original poster, top the sofa
Decisively poke the sofa, push yourself!
Is Xiaoyuanzai naughty or is Xiaoshuzi obedient?
Passing by.
Uh,,
Harm all of humanity
Little brother, let me give you a word of advice: don't become a migrant worker. Even if it's not for yourself, at least think about the future of your own children, and your parents should think about it too.
Hehe, thanks for the reminder!
Hehe, I've played CF, and I've also worked as a mercenary... The skills of a mercenary are completely not reflected in CF ╮(╯_╰)╭
Identification complete, the original poster is praising themselves.
Sigh, the time travel that harms people...
CF is basically a game with no competitive spirit; whoever spends more RMB is the biggest. This game has no balance at all. Damn, there are so many map bugs, and a bunch of elementary school kids showing off superiority. Every time I see elementary school kids playing CrossFire in the internet cafe, I become less and less interested in this game. What's more, this game is freaking operated by Tencent. It's no wonder it sucks you for money, so I have decisively abandoned it!
And moreover, the sixth point you mentioned, I really haven't seen much. Those people, they see that I don't have RMB weapons and scold me or kick me. If you're good at the game, you'll be kicked; if you're not good, you'll still be kicked. It's really hard to find people with any decency in CF.
People who play CF are all rich, that's the key~_~
I've watched it many times.
It's just... playing League of Legends.
It's obviously just made up...
Such fierce logic, integrity has been shattered all over the place…
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