Weekly Topic #12: About the Recently Appeared 'Moe-ified' Wild Web Masters

A new species has appeared on this continent, 7723! Moreover, this species has a strange appearance, and its characteristics seem hard to discern.\ Such news, without being truly verified, quickly spread like wildfire in society… Naturally, some curious people were attracted. They even went so far as to form groups, trek long distances, and witness this rumored “new creature” themselves. Sure enough, a few people actually discovered the “new creature.”
This led to the following conversation.
Xiao Ji: D- D***s! L- Look, what is that thing with the really long neck, and the neck wrapped in a white afro-like hair?! I've never seen anything like it! Could it be the thing we're looking for? Hey, (whispering) what should we do? That guy turned its head and looked over here… Why is it grinning? It looks a bit scary. Is it carnivorous? Could it bite? I brought a knife, just in case…
Fanqie: I think the truly scary one is you! Who carries a knife around for no reason?! Hey, don't point that knife at me, I can be eaten, but I definitely wouldn't taste good! And is that really an “afro”? Clearly, it's just cotton, okay? The clueless glutton who thinks of eating it first!
Tong Tong: As expected, the focus is still on the “freaking out” Xiao Ji + the “likes to rant” Fanqie pair~ (≡ω≡)
Xiao Xuan: You guys, quiet down a bit. This commotion might scare off the hard-to-find “experiment subject.” And didn't you notice? That thing looks pretty similar to the guys we're with now. They're all in the horse family, and how many times have our current companions been studied? So likely the same, that thing probably doesn't taste good either, although that guy is black, and this one is white. And such a good creature, isn't it a waste to just eat it… (muttering) Whipping, binding, flower smashing… heehee… just pick one…
Heima: I think I hear some weird noises? My spine feels a bit chilly. By the way, Mina, is it really going to be “okay” for us to stare at that thing like this? I think we've already been spotted. It even winked at us. Even though I'm a “like-minded person,” it's definitely not this kind; could it be a creature with an even heavier taste than me? Crap!
Yuanyuan: A paranoid, a sarcastic goof, a naturally expressionless airhead, a scheming guy, and then there's a guy who inexplicably talks to himself... Meow, why are all the people I know so strange?! Am I the only normal one? Because a normal person's focus right now should be on that creature that looks like both a horse and a camel, right? A new thing makes you guys 'show your true colors'! Shameful!
Dandan: Huh?! Ignored again? But I'm normal! All of you must have been distracted or misled by THAT, right? Even if THAT is acting cute, I won't be affected! The wild ones are still wild! Assuming nothing unexpected happens, we are the first humans to have discovered THAT. Now we should think about naming it, right? Hehe, once we name it, it proves THAT belongs to us... By then, it won't be able to escape even if it wants to...
Everyone: Actually, the least normal one here is you!
Xiao Ji: Well, speaking of naming, I think that afro is very distinctive, reminds me of someone, so let's just call it 'Afro Buffalo,' okay?
Tomato: Didn't I already say that's not an 'afro'? How much do you love 'afros,' and how is it even like a 'buffalo'? You dead gentleman! Pervert! In my opinion, let's just call it 'White Panties'—just one look and you can see it has a panties face.
Tongtong: ....(sound of something snapping) Ugh—Tomato, are you trying to get yourself killed?! What the heck is 'White Panties'? Take this seriously! Is there nothing in your head besides sarcasm and weird stuff?! (hits)
Xiao Xuan: Haha* Tongtong triggered? Hehe, this can be investigated properly next time... as for naming, why make it so complicated? Just call it Experimental Subject 21 or 'Prototype One' or something... (mutter mutter) Things used for experiments don't need to know their own names...
Heima: (surprised, thinking) Recently, Xiao Xuan still asks me to do stuff, better keep distance from that guy, don't get too close. For naming THAT creature, I'm probably the one with the most say, right? In my opinion, let's just call it 'White Horse.'
Yuanyuan: 'White Horse'? This is really——so pathetic! You're dark, it's white, and you pick a name just based on that, Black Horse! Simple and meaningless, I absolutely cannot agree!He was nestled in the grass, standing on fertile soil, so why is it called 'Grass Mud Horse'?
(Except for Dan Ding) Everyone: Oh! As expected, it's still our Yuan Yuan's cleverness!
Dan Ding: (whispering) These guys... isn't that obviously what Baidu Encyclopedia calls an 'alpaca'…
At this moment…
Mysterious Man: Hehe, then why not call it 'Old Horse'?
Everyone: Eh? When did you… who are you?
Admin: I am Old Horse.
Everyone: Eh—ah—\— — — — —\(The above content is purely for entertainment, considered the 'easter egg' included in the twelfth issue of 'One Week One Topic,' please keep it safe, friends.)
Actually, the Admin had already revealed before that his surname is Ma, and now directly changing his ID is a gesture of getting closer to our members. (Does the Admin allowing members to call him 'Old Horse' imply that members can casually 'poke fun at Old Horse' anytime? This sentence isn't from me… I really didn't say it…) And a long time ago, there really were some curious people who not only knew the Admin's surname but also found a way to get his full name, (give me 0.5 yuan, I'll tell you) but later those folks just 'disappeared'… (As for whether they got hacked? Hehe, that's unknown.)
This topic was created by the Admin, so we can speak freely~ (At least, the chat and discussion area provided this platform for that purpose.)
So, regarding 'Old Horse,' what do you think?
*Students who appeared on the previous wall: Silver Wolf, Little Jien
Silver Wolf 〤 (ID:38887) said: 'I remember hearing from No. 5, the Admin's full name is Ma XX, which clearly sounds like a scholarly person. The Admin himself has already pointed out a flaw for everyone. To put it broadly… the Admin has decided to integrate fully with Tan You, with historical significance we can't underestimate, thanks to the special guest - Castle Conquest! Also, one thing I want to add… it's simpler and cleaner to just call him Admin (member name), adding parentheses feels redundant, everyone will remember the nickname Old Horse!' \(Some content inside was later "harmonized." Silver Wolf's analysis is very precise, didn't Old Horse [Admin] still admit it?)23333)
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