After bin Laden's death, his will was revealed, saying: "China is the only country in the world that cannot be provoked! The reasons are as follows: Al-Qaeda once sent out eight elite terrorists, who were trained for nearly 10 years, to attack China.
The outcomes were as follows: the first one got dizzy on an overpass when trying to bomb Beijing; the second one couldn't even get on a bus in Shanghai to set off the bomb; the third one's remote control was stolen when trying to bomb a supermarket in Shaanxi;\ the fourth one was beaten up by security guards while trying to bomb a building in Chongqing: 'You wanted to cause trouble, you wanted to petition!'; the fifth one successfully bombed a mine in Shanxi, causing over a hundred casualties, returned to the base, and half a year later, still no news reports were seen, so he was executed by the base for 'deceiving the organization';
The sixth one went to bomb Guangzhou, but as soon as he exited the train station, his bomb pack was snatched by motorcycle gang, and he was stunned for half a day; the seventh one went to Tieling, Liaoning to bomb, but was tricked and crippled as soon as he arrived; the eighth one went to Henan, but encountered human traffickers and has been missing ever since.\ Finally, bin Laden couldn't take it anymore, and decided to train terrorists from childhood in China, but unexpectedly, shortly after birth, they were killed by Sanlu.
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Indirect sarcasm! Steal into space.
I've seen it.
Uh, the forum already exists..
Same as the one downstairs, I still have the original one I collected.
Bin Laden? Saddam, hahahaha! Those two idiots, so funny
Um, how powerful must you be...
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