1. People need face, trees need bark, utility poles need cement.\2. Famous flowers may have an owner, but you still need to loosen the soil.\3. Holding a kitchen knife to cut power lines, sparks fly and lightning strikes along the way.\4. A mouse with a knife, roaming the streets looking for cats; brothels are full, who understands loneliness.\5. All grandfathers once came from being a grandson.\7. Behind every successful Ultraman, there is a little monster silently taking the hits.\8. Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet; when women speak, it's a bit risky.\9. The night is tricky, and perverts are complicated.\10. If people don't offend me, I don't offend them; if people offend me, I give a little leeway; if they offend me again, I strike back; if they keep offending me, I root them out.\11. Suddenly looking back, there's a pack of dogs behind me.\12. Don't talk to me about feelings, it just hurts my money.\13. Being hit is an art of life; seeking to be hit is an attitude towards life.\14. No matter how high your level, afraid of a kitchen knife; no matter how cool your outfit, a single brick can knock you down.\15. Sometimes I'm optimistic like a fart, always thinking I can shake the world.\16. Ideals are abundant, reality is bony.\17. No matter how much water you drink, you can't urinate out loneliness.\18. Only when pants lose their belt do you understand what dependence is.\19. Only by holding your hand do I see your flaws, tears streaming, if you don't leave, I will.\20. If love is to last, why not marry?\21. Reality violated the past, and the offspring left behind is called memory.\22. When you can't endure anymore, endure again.\23. Knowing you're not doing well makes me feel at ease.\24. If the heavens have feelings, they will grow old; women who love passionately die early.\25. Hold your hand, then drag you away. You say you won't go? Fine, close the door and release the dogs!\26. Lovers will eventually be together; the loveless go home to plant potatoes.\27. I come from Yuanmou, Yunnan; you come from Zhoukou, Beijing; I hold your furry hand and gently bite it; love makes us walk upright.\[Wait for me, kid, I must appear on your household register; if I can't be your wife, I'll be your stepmother.]\[It's okay if you don't have time to marry me, I'll be your daughter-in-law; anyway, I'll die to become a ghost in your family.]\[Hello, handsome, you seem like my next boyfriend.]\[Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just beautiful in an unobvious way.]\[Do you have anything unhappy? Say it so everyone can be happy.]\[Someone throws oil all over you and says: Don't worry, there's a fully automatic solution, what will you do? — Hit them until their kidneys fail, and say: Don't worry, there's Liuwei Dihuang pill, which treats kidney deficiency and contains no sugar.]】\【Don't go around shouting that the world has abandoned you; the world never belonged to you in the first place】\【We need to look forward. How can we know what's good if we miss a few bad ones】.....\【I like being low-key. I like gradually infiltrating. I like conquering bit by bit. Step by step, I want you to remember my name day by day. I am a sugar-coated cannonball】\【New era women: able to host guests, handle the kitchen, write code, detect anomalies, kill trojans, climb walls, drive fancy cars, afford new houses, deal with mistresses, beat hooligans...】\【Stunned at first, completely, just because I've seen so little of the world.】\【Come to me if you have something to do, or come to me to find something to do】\【The difference between humans and pigs is: pigs are always pigs, but humans are sometimes not human】\【If I couldn't lose to you, I would have clashed with you long ago.】
\Haha… how can there be such insightful words in this world!\1. Last night I fed your promise to the dog, and the next morning I found the dog..dead..\.\2. In this unfeeling era, if you want people to remember you, the best way is to owe money and not pay it back.\3. A foodie's life is like a train: simply put, walk—eat, walk—eat, walk—eat.\4. New era women can host guests, climb walls, deal with a mistress, beat hooligans, but cannot manage the kitchen.\5. If you don't want to answer my calls, just say so; don't always make the person at the mobile company apologize to me for you........\6. Carefree, can live a hundred years, guiltless, life is not tiring.\7. Good friends don't need many, two are enough: one will lend you money, the other will beat up the first if he asks for repayment——\8. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, life has forced me to become a shrew...........\9. I always feel that too neat a bed gives a feeling of settling down for old age. Hmm, it's better messy, more energetic......\10. It's okay to have an empty mind, the key is to keep it dry.\11. Geography teacher asked: what are the four oceans? I answered: Pleasant Goat, Pretty Goat, Lazy Goat, Fierce Goat.\12. I said to the mirror: Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful in the world? The mirror shattered.\13. People who like me are good. People who don't like me are bad. People who hate me are not human.\14. I'm quite pleasant to look at; you just have to look patiently.\15. Driving is nothing difficult, only afraid of inexperienced drivers!\16, I chased and chased with Cupid's bow and arrow, while you flew wearing a bulletproof vest! \17, Before I met you, my world was black and white; after meeting you, wow, it's completely dark. \18, I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig can no longer describe your stupidity. \19, When I loved you, you hit me and scolded me, and I endured it; now I don't love you, try touching me again. \20, Today a client came to the bank to withdraw a fixed deposit, and the first thing he said when sitting down made me faint: 'Hello, my death date has arrived.'
