Is there anyone here? Send some QQ messages to entertain me.
I see that many people are going to school, so let me post a few related to study, but not all || Before the exam, the children who studied well said "I'm going to take the exam!", but I said "I'm going! The exam is coming!". . . After the exam, the children who studied well said, "I finished the exam!" But I said, "Holy crap! It's over!". . . Where is the empathy? Do you feel the same way? ! ! || Regarding the question about egg fried rice: Someone posted on Weibo and asked, should the rice or the eggs be put first? . . . . . . . . . . After a while, he posted another Weibo post: Why didn't anyone tell me to put the oil in first? ||A gentleman is magnanimous, while a villain does his homework. The business girl didn't know the hatred for the country's subjugation, so she did her homework all day long. Look up at the bright moon and lower your head to do your homework. When relatives and friends in Luoyang ask, they say I am doing homework. If you are young and don't work hard, you will have to do your homework. I sat up in shock as I was dying of illness. I haven't done my homework today. Live as a great person, die as a master. Since ancient times, no one has died and will continue to do homework in the next life. The crowd searched for him thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, he saw that the man was doing his homework. ||Ignore me. . Pulled out to herd cattle. Don't miss me. . Criminal detention. . Forgot mine. All beheaded. . . Don't send me messages. . Press the legs together to make a dog. . . Don't step on my space. . Sent to Spain for bullfighting. . . Don't repost what I said. . Distribute African training monkeys. . Some are disobedient. Send out the earth! ||God wanted to listen to songs, so he took Jackson away; God wanted to watch women, so he took away **; God wanted to watch Xinwen Lianbo, so he took Luo Jing; God wanted to read comics, so he took away "Xiaoxin's father"! Now God wanted to use mobile phones and took Jobs away. I'm thinking, God, why don't you want to listen to our new head teacher? God said, "You think I'm a fool..."
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Why is pressing Enter for a blank line not working...
If God wants money and takes the Chinese yuan, what should we do?
Hurry up and exchange for US dollars. (⊙o⊙)…
God wants money and has taken all the money in the world, so what should we do?
Hehe, in that case, it feels like humans will gradually degenerate, or else it's just trading things for equivalent value. Without money, humans and the world won't progress, because desire and competition drive people forward and make the world progress! O(∩_∩)O~
God wants food and has taken all the food in the world, so what should we do?
I'll eat you!!!
God missed women, took something away, only saw **
Just seeing (⊙o⊙)…
Silence is taciturn, is it tasty, haha
For me, God wanted to hear songs and took away Wong Ka Kui
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