Customer Service@Save me (LD: 5)

Female: Are you there?
Male: I am everywhere!
Female: Oh, dizzy...
Male: Come on, faint in my arms, Com on baby!
Female: Haha...what is your name?
 Male: I didn't scream, and you didn't molest me?
Female: I'm asking for your name.
Male: Oh yeah~ My surname is Nangong, Pengyou, or Nan Pengyou for short!
Female: Haha, friend...
Male: Yes, please call me my full name, boyfriend, okay?
Female: Here you go, take advantage of me again...
Male: You are not a vegetable in the market, why should I take advantage of you?
Female: You...
Male: Oh, shed tears! In fact, that is my stage name. My surname is Ni and my name is Lao Gong. What's yours?
Female: Um...my name is Xiaowei!
Male: It turns out to be you!
Female: Do you know me?
Male: Well, I hum to you every day!
Female: Why are you humming?
Male: Xiaowei, do you know how much I love you...
Female: Haha, you are so funny!
Male: Everyone says that!
Female: You are so immodest.
Male: Wrong! I am not hypocritical!
Female: You are so narcissistic!
Male: Wrong! I am confident!
 Female: I can take you...
 Male: I weigh 60 kilograms, can you take it in?
Female: ...(depressed) How old are you?
Male: It's indescribable, very burly!
Female: I asked you your age?
Male: Two two is four, four forty six, sixteen plus eight minus four is what?
Female: Twenty...Male: The answer is correct, but unfortunately there is no prize... What about you?
Female: Haha, I'm eighteen.
Male: Eighteen is great!
Female: How can you see it?
Male: They say eighteen or eighteen is a flower!
Female: So what?
Male: I dare to pick you off, how about it?
Female: I am a rose with thorns, are you not afraid?
Male: I can't type the word “pa”.
Female (changing the topic): Where are you from?
Male: Zhongyuan
. Woman: Um...where is the Central Plains?
Male: I'm ashamed, I have no fixed home in the world!
Female: Real or fake?
Male: Can I coax you with your wisdom?
Female: That's true...but don't you want to have a real family?
Male: Why don't you want to, it's just...
Female: Just what?
Male: It's just that no girl wants to compete with me.
Female: Let's find one!
Male: Today's social reality is unbearable and true love is hard to find. How easy is it?
Female: Hey, don't be so disappointed, there will be something!
Male: Will you? I'm so lonely, I don't know when I can get rid of it?
Female: I'm chatting with you now, are you still lonely?
Male: No, I feel good, but it's a pity that it's only temporary...
Male: Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to type?
Male (comes to his senses): Yes, I want to


pick your thorny rose.
Female: I have collected the thorns. Can you pick me up and bring me home without letting me wither?
Male: There are two songs that are my promise to you...
Female: Which two songs?
Male: "Xiaowei" and "The Flower Protector".
Female: Really?
Male: Indeed, this heart can be judged by heaven and earth and expressed by the sun and the moon!
Female: Well, boyfriend!
Male: Haha, it would be better to call me Lao Gong!
Female: Well...husband!
Male: Shhh...Honey, stop talking, someone is watching our conversation!
Female: Oh, that's true