Recently, it's my "thunder season" again, and I've searched through all the major platforms just to find the kind of magical game that can make me ascend to heaven just by looking at the stand-up graphics. The result...either the girl on the loading interface is so beautiful that she looks like she stepped out of a TV series, but when she went in, she found that it was a match-3 puzzle, or something called "Quick and Easy Dodge" - the name is quite straightforward, but you know, the brain circuit of Otaku: speed + avoidance? Tsk, isn't that just a running show? Let's look at the developer, Beijing Le Jielun Technology? At first glance, it looks like a small domestic workshop, but the girl in the promotional picture is wearing roller skates, and the way the wind lifts her skirt is at a textbook level! Who is the voice actor? I don't know, but I imagined that it was the vitality sound of Hanazawa Coriander, and I had an instant intracranial orgasm.
After downloading it and playing it, I was like "Huh?" The gameplay is to slide your finger from left to right to avoid obstacles. Compared with music games, the rhythm is like a snail. Compared with parkour, the operation is stupid. The key is how do you want me to "zero hit"? I'm a two-dimensional nerd, and my finger joints are stiffer than Nobita's. After three consecutive collisions, I seemed to see the skater girl on the screen taunting me, "Are you here to be a background board too?" The most egregious thing is the so-called "control of leg extension" - I tried it more than a dozen times, but no matter what, it was judged by the slider, where are the legs? This is not the surreal sports festival created by the group leader in "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
But there is no other way, the painting is so fragrant! The curvature of the skater girl's bangs and the fluttering skirt when she turned around reminded me of the days when I was watching "Free!" and swallowing Rin's swimming trunks. And it's free! Zero yuan! Which two-dimensional game these days doesn't offer monthly card gift packages? This game actually doesn't even have a few ads, allowing me to stare at the pop-up paintings for five minutes without spending any money. Rounding it off is like a waste of the original artist's life! As for the gameplay? Hehe, I chose to give up and just take a screenshot and use it as wallpaper. The battle system anyway? It doesn't exist. Isn't this thing just a "picture viewing simulator"?
So, Mina-san, if you are like me, the kind of comrade who "can pass the level even if the gameplay is a PPT with good-looking graphics", then this "quick and easy dodge" is worthy of your memory. Although the voice actor is unknown, you can freely imagine it; although the gameplay is terrible, there is no guilt in licking the screen! I have decided to classify it into the collection of other worlds where "painting style saves everything". Unlike those coquettish bitches who "click to get SSR but the UI is ugly", this one can at least make me giggle at the Q version of the skater girl for five minutes - can the two-dimensional thing be called a waste of life? This is called faith! (ง •̀_•́)ง