Now when you turn on your mobile phone, you will see that a game weighs tens of gigabytes, which is heavier than the cassettes of the red and white consoles back then. My old 32G mobile phone has to delete three old games before installing a new one, which is like moving house. Not to mention those "AAA masterpieces", which took a long time to download, and when I went in, they were all guided by krypton gold. After playing for ten minutes, I got stuck and had to watch ads to solve puzzles. My blood pressure was so angry that my blood pressure went up.
So today I have to introduce you to "Bumper Bears". This game is so interesting. The size is 5.0MB, and I just rubbed my eyes and it was ready. It plays just like playing Tetris on a handheld console twenty years ago, pure, simple, and non-torturous.
The gameplay is classic elimination. Two or more identical bears will disappear if they are touched together. Just poke with your finger. There is no time limit, no need to rush around, you can stop and think at any time while lying down, squatting, or waiting for the bus. This is much more exciting than those "Looking for your sister" - I almost went blind at that time.
And this game is very clever: the more bears you eliminate at one time, the higher your score will be; the fewer bears you have left, the more rewards you will get. Isn't this the way to play "Bejeweled" back then? Veteran players can understand it at a glance, and novices can figure it out even after playing a few games.
The picture is quite cute, the bear cub is chubby, and when it goes off, it makes a "pop-pop" sound, which relieves stress just listening to it. TOLL? Free, zero dollars. It's much better than the current routine of "let you do ten levels of prostitution for free first, and then pay 6 yuan for each subsequent level".
All in all, there aren't many games these days that I, the old man, can play for more than an hour. "Bumper Bear" is a recent breath of fresh air and is recommended to all gaming friends who miss simple happiness. Remember what we were playing games for back then? Isn't it just for fun?