Who knows, my family, I originally went to the selfie area to collect pictures, but ended up playing an Amway game called "Crazy Cool Run Tour". As soon as I read the introduction, a horror house is escaped, children are locked, monsters patrol, and cannot make a sound... With this setting, the underworld aesthetics of the "Corpse Party" and "Zero" series suddenly popped into my mind, and I thought: Good guy, is there a new wife (crossed out) in this wave? So I downloaded it excitedly, and after playing it - ah, my blood pressure went straight to the sky🚑
First of all, the painting style really poked me. The dark tones are a bit weird in the cartoon rendering, the monster design is a bit like Cthulhu mixed with childhood nightmares, and the little brat in the protagonist is still wearing bear pajamas. I immediately imagined the 10,000-word yandere guardian spirit setting on the spot. Just for this character, I have turned the pages of my book. What's the result? The gameplay gave me a "quiet walking simulator"? ! You want me, a person who relies entirely on Zhongli to fight monsters in "Genshin Impact" and who only looks at the card face to draw cards in "FGO", to play the stealth game of "make a little noise and start over again"? Even when I was walking, I wanted to press the controller into the sofa. As soon as the monster turned around, my heartbeat went into overdrive. It was more exciting than watching "When the Cicada Cries" - but the stimulation is blood pressure stimulation😡
Let me tell you, this game is a typical "drawing scam". You said that your painting style is so exquisite and the monsters have such a sense of design. As a result, the operation feels like stepping on 520 glue, and the characters turn like an old man driving a Gundam. Every time I hide in the cabinet, I am afraid that my knees will hit the floor and make a "dong" sound. Moreover, the mission condition was said to be "quick escape", but I went around eight times to find the key, and was finally attacked by a monster in the face. The terrifying face on the screen scared me so much that I threw my phone away. Sorry, it's just me, but your gameplay is more torturous than my homework.
In fact, after I took a look, this kind of game with "full points for the style of painting, but negative points for the gameplay" is simply a cancer for the two-dimensional special supply. I also played a mobile game called "Tower of Beauty" before. The characters were all drawn by angels, and the voice actors were so luxurious that it seemed to burn through the salaries of the entire voice actor industry. As a result, the combat system automatically idled and added value to crush. By the third chapter, I only had the fun of watching the animation of the ultimate move. Even the plot was like a bound book written by my feet. There is also "Fantasy Story". I was blown away by the CG in the opening, but as soon as I entered the map, I found that it was a skin-skinned game. Watch it again and again! Am I playing a dating simulator? Didn't you agree that I would save the world? Why do you want me to eliminate blocks in the dungeon forever? 🙃
I'm just wondering, why do these production teams always spend all their money on art and voice actors, but can't they allocate some money to planning? Do you know how humble we two-dimensional players are? We don't have high demands! If the painting style is good, you can get extra points, the female character is so good that you can close your eyes and blow it, and the plot can make me cry. Even if you win, but you at least make the gameplay not like it is made with feet! When I played "Crazy Run", I was thinking, if it were to be a court debate + escape like "Danganronpa", or learn the narrative drive of "Back to School", even if it was a ghost walk like "Identity V"! As a result, you made me act like a fragile little kid, and I was as nervous as if I was peeking at the answer sheet of my female classmate in the final exam room - this is not a game at all, this is an interactive version of a horror movie! 👻
Finally, to be honest, I feel PTSD when I see the words "horror house". But you want to ask me whether to delete it or not? Tsk, I couldn't bear to part with it. After all, the portrait of the boy in pajamas and the bear was still lying in my favorites. For him, I decided to be scared by monsters ten or eight times again. Alas, this is probably the fate of the second dimension - you think you are playing a game, but in fact the game is playing you. But for the sake of my wife (or husband), I can only say: Camisama, let me kneel and lick the screen for a while😇
(However, I sincerely recommend that the production team take a look at the comment area, optimize the operation, or create a "handicapped mode", otherwise my glass heart will really burst.)