1. A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Sister Feng. A powerful woman may not necessarily be charming, such as Master Miejie.
2. While others hold hands, I will hold my dog for a walk and a swim, and see who is unhappy and let the dog bite him.
3. Since I was a child, I have determined to be a wise and foolish person, but I have only succeeded in half, and even the second half.
4. There have been prostitutes throughout the ages, each leading the way for hundreds of years.
5. When you are far away, you will be scolded, but when you are close, you will be afraid. When you are close, you will be busy handing out cigarettes and drinking wine to say nice things.
6. Emotions are in arrears, love has been shut down, promises are empty, trust has been shut down; care cannot be communicated, and lovesickness is not in the service area.
7. I also have two "billions", but one is memory and the other is amnesia.
8. No matter how beautiful the mistress is, no matter how charming the mistress is, the one recognized by the law will always be the original wife.
9. I will never use a touch-screen mobile phone again. I invited a leader to dinner today, but he declined politely. I originally meant to say "ok" but instead typed "fuck" and sent it out.
10. My husband has Angry Birds on his mobile phone, and I prefer to play it. I went to the supermarket with my husband in the evening and waited in line for the checkout. I said to my husband: "Go home later. I want to play with your little bird.". The scene was blown up.
11. Kill without mercy: If there is a virus, kill it! If they cannot be killed, they will be formatted. No matter whether they are good or bad, they will be killed without mercy.
12. Living in isolation: If you don't join the group, you will lose a lot of opportunities to chat. Such days will be boring!
13. Chat to masturbate: When you are lonely, it is better to chat with people online. This can at least get some comfort.
14. The last ones come first: No matter which forum you go to, the posts posted later will always appear on top of the posts posted first. This is the last one standing first.
15. Small words and big meanings: The number of words on Weibo is too small, and some things are not easy to explain clearly, so we can only give a general meaning.
16. Taking care of everything: Haha! Mobile phone wholesaler!
17. Boredom: It's actually boring to always use search engines.
18. Black sheep: There are often some bad guys chatting in the group, sending viruses, spreading Trojans, buying tea, etc.
19. Learn from others' strong points: Some people's blog content is not their own original work, but is reposted from everywhere.
20. Working around the clock: I still use MP3 in the morning, but switch to iPhone 4 at night!