Dear fellow fans of the Time and Space Hunter Zone! ! I am coming! ! I came to preach with my “new love”! ! 📣
First of all, let me explain that I am not here to discuss combos or combat power values, nor am I here to study the optimization of the copy mechanism (tactics, priests retreat!). As a pure "artist" + "voice actor control", today I want to recommend a magical APP... well, let's call it a "game". "Decompression Simulation Master"! 🔨
You know, my logic when getting into a game is always: Is the graphics beautiful? Should the character be poked or not? Does CV have any rocks or kaoge that I like?
Even if it is a PPT game with a crappy combat system, as long as the character drawings are good enough and the plot copy is decent enough, I can still play it.
But this Decompression Simulator... it's outrageous. It turned my three-dimensional anxiety into the art of two-dimensional decompression!
Let me repeat the official copy for you: "Crush any selected object, enjoy wonderful sound effects and ambient music, and experience endless large levels" - when I saw this introduction, what came to my mind was the OP of "Infinity" and the shattering special effects of "Spirit Warrior".
When I clicked in... I was shocked! ! (pupil earthquake.gif)
It has no beautiful girls, no handsome men, and no holy crystal card pool that will throw me a life-saving pill. Its entire "painting style" is: an object is placed in the middle of the screen, and then I... smash it. 💥
But! but! ! The "exquisite painting style" thing really depends on my big eyes of Kazilan that discover beauty!
Look at the moment when the glass bottle breaks, and the trajectory of the reflective particles flying. Does it have a sense of the holy light when the heroic spirits dissipate in "Fate"? Look at the sound effect of the watermelon exploding, the texture of the crackling flesh, and the rhythm seems to be the wild roar of "Berserker! The whole body is electrified!"
While I was smashing them, I imagined that they were all "apostles" or "mobs from the Demon King's City" that I had discovered. Every time I hit them, I felt like I was seeing them as a "curry stick"! ! 🗡️
What's the most amazing thing? It's a sound effect! ! The planner is definitely a hidden voice actor! ! That crisp "click" sound, that high-density material's shattering low cry, just listening to the sound without looking at the picture, I was able to have three intracranial orgasms! ! This is not ASMR, this is "liberating the true spiritual energy"! ! 🎧
And as a research party who reads the "script" first before playing anything, I declare: the story of this game lies in the "endless big levels". You see, before each object is smashed, there is an unyielding face, and after it is smashed, there is a story of the residue, from "completeness" to "collapse". Isn't this a tear-jerking epic that is neither broken nor established? !
I don't have to stare at the character's breakthrough materials, and I don't have to brush up the holy relic entries. I open it and smash it for two minutes. I feel like the CPU that has been “burned” by His Majesty Nero has cooled down instantly!
As for the combat system that you are concerned about? This game has no combat system at all, only a "destruction system"! But it achieves "everything can be broken"! It's a hundred times faster than the skill judgment box of some mobile games! !
By the way, before Amway, I must report the name of the dish (crossed out) and report the parameters: Platform 5.0, the developer is Taoteng Interactive Technology (Shenzhen) Co., Ltd. The key is - charging mode: zero! Not a penny! ! Zero krypton players are ecstatic! ! This is equivalent to giving you five stars and unlimited physical strength if you don't complete the daily tasks! ! What kind of bike do you want? ! Wouldn't it be nice to just use the scraps for nothing and then lie down on your back? ! 💖
Life is an "infinite" battle, the pressure of reality is the "immortal demon body", and our worries are the "selected objects". Instead of struggling on the leaderboards, it's better to be a transcendent "King of Destruction" in "Decompression Simulator".
Just rush and that's it! This hammer will break today's bad luck for me! 🔨✨
(P.S. If there is a house like me who likes to whisper "See you next time" to the wreckage after smashing things, our souls resonate! Please click "Broken Reality" downstairs)