1st floor. I forgot to bring a piece of paper when I went to the toilet. I only have a photo of my girlfriend and 100 yuan in my pocket. Which one should I use? Who can tell me?
Second floor. Use your fingers! ~Rinse clean with water! ~
3rd floor. Use 100. Don't you think it hurts to use photos? Photos are too hard
Fourth floor. Use one hundred yuan, wash it up and spend it before going out to the 5th floor. Take the one upstairs. The things I bought after washing still smell good
Floor 6. Haha, just use the things in the wastebasket that others have used. (-__-This answer is really stupid...)
7th floor. You should just pick up your pants and leave after using the restroom. . . . . . . . . (Dude is so cool)
8th floor. Cry~ I am eating
9th floor. Lie. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Not even shoes? Take your shoe and scrape it (*, big brother, how do you scrape it -__-||)
10th floor. It's simple~~it's painful to give up~~use your own underwear~
11th floor. Just do it with your hands~~Remember to wash your hands
12th floor. Use socks~~~~~~ (It's similar to using shoes...)
13th Floor. You probably didn't post this in the toilet... To be honest, what were you using at the time...
14th Floor. India does not use paper
15th floor. Tear 100 into 5 equal parts, use one part, haha, and still have 80 yuan left. It's very profitable~~ I'm a woman, so of course I can't use my boyfriend's photo! ~~ (Jie Nu is really financially minded)
16th floor. Use both because one is not enough for cleaning (-_-)
17th floor. Call for help!
18th floor. Face the photo inward, ask your girlfriend to carry you on her back, and then shave, so that you can compare in your mind (cow...)
19th floor. Tear the photo into two thin pieces~! ! Just wipe it with the side without the pattern~~~! ! ! (More awesome...)
20th floor. Damn it ** Find a hair dryer and blow it off
It's really impossible, stick your butt out and let it dry
Please don't trouble me about this kind of problem next time
(It's so sweaty ``````````````````````)
21st floor. Don't you know how to call 110?
Floor 22. fool! There must be a faucet in the toilet. Go out and get a water pipe, plug it into the faucet, and squat down to wash it.
23rd floor. They are both unbearable things. . . . . . . . . . . Absolutely~~
Then tear off the girlfriend's head in the photo as a souvenir
and then wipe the PP~~~~~100. . . . . . Keep it for use~~~
24th floor. So what did you do, I wonder. . . . . .
You should turn your brother over and flush it with your own urine
Not bad, I still think about you (orz)
Floor 25. Climb to the female WC and see if there is the 26th floor. After finishing the tuba, lift up the PP, and then start shaking it wildly for 5 minutes. Use centrifugal force to shake off the poop remaining on the PP, and then you can do it. It is time-consuming and a bit tiring~~~
27th Floor. The buttocks upstairs are really strong. Don't the toilets on the 28th floor have walls? Rubbing against the wall.
29th floor. Take a breath and spray out the residue on the outside of the PP. It really can't be breathed in. (Go, where are you practicing?)
30th floor. Wait a minute, ha, I'll help you wipe it on the 31st floor. Be generous! Pull more! Block the toilet! When the time comes, if someone else wants to come in and make repairs, you threaten them: No paper! I swear not to go out! ! ! Isn't that enough?
32nd floor. Stick the chewing gum in your mouth until it is clean. If there is still some sweetness left and you can't bear to throw it away, just keep chewing it (you are the worst O_O)
33F. Blow with your mouth, and then you can pull out the shell after it is dry.
34th floor. Have you ever practiced yoga? You can lick it by yourself, but it's more difficult.
35th Floor. What should I do if I have diarrhea? The 100 is not enough.
Floor 36. There are two roads before you. Should you choose love or stay in love? Is the greatness of love or the temptation of money greater? This is a question and a choice. When you finally find the support of life and pick up the banknotes and regard them as dirt, you suddenly find that they are dry. ——To protect love, it seems that we sacrifice a lot and lose a lot, but in fact we gain more. . .
