Dear co-workers, my boss was on a business trip today, so I secretly squatted in the toilet cubicle and tried out the "Mini Legion" I just downloaded. To be honest, since I was jokingly called "Panda Worker" by my colleagues last week because I had dark circles under my eyes due to overtime work, I have vowed never to play games that require me to work until dawn. But this game is different. It can be operated with one hand and you can watch a bunch of minions killing each other with two clicks. It is more relaxing than writing a weekly report.
Do you know that feeling? I'm tired enough at work. The boss's serial calls are like a reminder, and Party A's demands change to the point where I want to throw the keyboard. I just want to find a game where I don't have to memorize combos, research equipment entries, or set an alarm to go online to fight guild battles. This game directly stuffed me with a bunch of military generals, including Guan Yu, Lu Bu, Qin Shihuang, etc., all mixed together to fight. I only needed to click my fingers to combine soldiers, and my skills flew around on their own. The thousands of troops on the opposite side were defeated by me as a villain. Cool! It's the illusion that “I can conquer the entire KPI alone”, you know?
What pricks me the most is the "random stacking skills". I don't know what I will draw before every fight, just like I don't know if the boss will go crazy today. Sometimes a group attack happened, and the screen cleared with a crash, and I almost shouted in the toilet. But thinking that there might be colleagues sitting in the next cubicle, I suppressed it and could only silently clench my fists and nod. My expression control was stricter than when meeting clients.
The only drawback is that the battery drains too quickly - because I lost track of time while playing at my workstation, and when I looked up, my boss was passing by the window. I was so scared that I slipped my phone and stuffed it directly under the keyboard. Fortunately, our game supports one-handed operation, and the other hand can pretend to type in Excel. Catching fish is not easy, but you have to play and cherish it.
Anyway, I already gave it to my eldest brother in the same group. He downloaded it and played it all afternoon. Before get off work, he secretly told me: "This game is 10,000 times more interesting than team building." Indeed, team building also requires putting on a smile, but playing "Mini Legion" only requires you to crush the opponent with an expressionless face. The boss is not here, so he can sneak in a little, and this is how he lives his life. 😎
(Warm reminder: If you are also fishing in the office, remember to turn down the volume. Those "kill, kill, kill" sound effects are quite exciting, so don't let your colleagues hear you.)