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It's not easy to catch fish, but you must come up and howl today! I was just diving in the "Selfies and Dating" section, and suddenly I remembered the famous scene in the office yesterday - I huddled in the corner of my workstation, with the brightness of my phone at the lowest setting, and my fingers tapping crazily on the screen. I was playing "Fantasy Beast Love Synthesis" at the critical moment of synthesizing the Samsung Fire Dragon, but the boss quietly passed by behind me... My heart almost stopped at that time! Guess what? The boss lowered his head and glanced at the screen, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "Hey? Are you playing this too? I've already reached the maximum level of Taolin Qingqiu's Flying Flower Formation!" I was petrified on the spot...
Later I found out that the boss hid in the fire escape every lunch break to "experience illusions", and even his colleague Fat Brother secretly showed off his newly synthesized phoenix eggs in the fishing group! Good guy, I am the one with the most guilty conscience in the whole company. It turns out that the boss is the hidden master of synthesis... It's fine now. The two of us “go to the bathroom” on time at three o'clock every afternoon. In fact, we squat in the cubicle to exchange the synthesis formula of "Esthetic Beast Love Synthesis", and complain about which elusive beast is too difficult to hatch. Colleagues thought we were working on some secret project, but in fact we were just studying how to blow out birthday candles to get more experience points 😂
Talking about the game itself, it's really top notch! Especially the new map "Peach Forest and Qingqiu" has a pink and tender girlish style, with petals floating down from the sky, forming a sharp contrast with the boss's usual fierce and rough image. When he was operating, he kept saying "Oh, keep this rainbow egg" and "Don't click on that gold box". He was simply more addicted than me. Moreover, this game is really effortless. You can synthesize it with just two clicks when fishing. You don't have to pay attention to the plot and worry about daily life. It is perfectly suitable for the time spent as a worker. The most amazing thing is that the charging mode has 0 written on it. I played for a week without paying a penny, and the boss was shocked: "Are games with conscience so scarce now?"
Anyway, the atmosphere in the office now is weird and harmonious: the boss fishes, the employees fish, everyone fishes for the same fish, they don't expose each other, and they even pass cigarettes to each other (no). If you also play games secretly at work, don't choose the kind that requires you to form a team and fight in guilds, as you will be caught by the leader in minutes. Stand-alone games like "Fantasy Beast Love Synthesis" are the king of fishing - you can stop when you want, there is no forced online, and there is a "poof" candle-blowing sound effect during synthesis, which sounds particularly decompressing when wearing headphones.
Finally, a friendly reminder: Be cautious when fishing, and remember to observe the boss's movements. What if one day you find your leader smiling at his mobile phone while drinking tea, and there are pink petals on the screen? Don't hesitate, come over and say, "Qingqiu's spiritual energy is so full." You will be half-colleagues! 🫡
(PS: This post was posted while my boss was in a meeting. He is currently working behind me. He turned around and asked me just now, "How do you match your Samsung Fire Dragon?" Should I suggest that he go directly to the game and add me as a friend? Forget it, a fisherman's life is also his own, so get out of the way first!)