
Brothers, I'm here to chat with you old driver again. I was just surfing in the "Movie and TV Fans Zone" when I suddenly saw this game recommended, which suddenly took me back to that time thirty years ago. There were no smartphones at that time. We were playing Famicom and playing Superboy. One Contra could develop 800 ways to die. Now you say reduce stress? What did we rely on to relieve stress back then? The "ding" of stacking Tetris blocks to the top and disappearing, the sweaty palms after clearing Contra Thirty Lives, it's such a joy!
Now I secretly downloaded this "Unzip Box", guess what? Good guy, it has everything in it! Squeezing bubbles, cutting fruit, squeezing toothpaste, knocking wooden fish... I wonder if this is the deluxe plus version of the "electronic pets" and "whack-a-mole" we played back then? I remember when I secretly played with electronic pets in class and had to pretend to cry when the teacher confiscated them. Now, when the leader walked by, I pretended to read the report and quietly poked at the bottom of the screen with my fingers. The stress disappeared instantly.
The most amazing thing is that this game does not require the use of brains. It is not like those current chicken and king players who are called "elementary schoolboys" by their teammates if they lose focus for a moment. There is not even a single failure in this treasure box. You can do whatever you want, just like when you watched others playing arcade machines in the arcade, and you put in a coin to choose "Three Kingdoms", just to listen to Guan Yu's words "I am Zhang Yide from Yan"! Haha, that's too far off topic.
Anyway, now this "Unzip Box" is a portable "backdoor to the game arcade". When the boss is away, you can take it out, pinch it twice, and smash it twice. It is more exciting than holding the game currency and pulling the joystick back then. And it's free, with zero threshold, which is much better than when we saved our breakfast money to buy yellow cassettes. If you also miss that kind of simple and rough happiness, just listen to the old driver and it will be over in the next minute. Before the leader comes back from the tea room, hurry up and have fun! 😎