Brothers and sisters, it's time to fish! 🕐 Today I would like to share with you a game that I secretly played at work recently - "Lava Endless Parkour". This name is exciting to listen to, and even more exciting to play. The key is that it is really suitable for hardworking workers like us!
Let's talk about the setting of this game first: It's another ordinary morning, you just finished playing cards and are ready to fish, but there is lava everywhere outside! 😱 There is not a soul on the street, you are the only one running forward on all kinds of corners. Officials also give a warm reminder: Lava is really hot, so don't try it with your butt. Laughing to death, has this developer also experienced death in the workplace?
Why is it suitable for fishing? Because it is a parkour game! A game only takes a few minutes, no need to use your brain, just a few swipes with your fingers and you're done. You see the boss coming over, just lock the screen and pretend to reply to the message, perfect! Unlike some "open world" games, where you can play for half an hour and the boss stands behind you to watch your operations. I can't even imagine that scene. 😅
The game also supports multiplayer mode. You can secretly open a room with your colleagues and see who can run the farthest. However, a friendly reminder, don't get too excited if you win, you will be caught if you laugh out loud. There are also many customizable appearances. I gave myself a set of "social animal-like" skins, wearing a suit and parkour, focusing on a schizophrenic character.
The most amazing thing is that it has a non-linear route! That is, you don't have to take the usual path. In some places, you can jump off a building or walk into a small alley. There is obviously only one destination, but you can do all kinds of things on the way. Which brings me to work: there's more than one way to fish, right? Going around the tea room, squatting in the toilet, pretending to answer the phone... I understand it all🤫
By the way, it also supports Bluetooth controllers! I tried secretly connecting the controller and operating it while hiding it under the table, but then I gave up because the controller almost flew away when I got excited while playing, and the movement was much louder than a touch screen on a mobile phone. Just use your mobile phone honestly, safety comes first, comrades.
Is this game made by Taoteng Interactive Technology? Free download, zero yuan purchase, and the cost of fishing is zero. The platform requires Android 5.0, which can run on even broken mobile phones issued by our company, and the compatibility is well received. The painting style is not particularly gorgeous, but the texture of the flowing lava is quite interesting, and there are occasional small vibration feedbacks, which is exciting but not scary.
Finally, let's talk about something casual: working as a worker during the day is hard enough, the boss's face is uglier than lava, and the needs of customers are more than the dead ends on the track. So don't make things difficult for yourself when it's time to fish, and have some fun. "Lava Endless Parkour" doesn't use your energy or krypton, you can run if you want, and you can start over if you die, just like our life... Bah, just like when we go to work, if we fail to fish today, we can still fish again tomorrow!
Okay, let's not talk anymore. I heard the boss's footsteps and locked the screen first. It's not easy to catch fish, but you have to catch it and cherish it, brothers, rush! 🔥🫠