I just secretly played a game of "Lava Endless Parkour" at my workstation, and Lao Wang from the next workstation suddenly came over and almost scared me off my phone😱 As a result, this guy actually whispered: "Don't be afraid, the boss just entered the conference room and won't be able to come out for at least half an hour."
Good guy, it turns out that Lao Wang is also a veteran fisherman, and he has played this game a long time ago! He told me that last week when his boss was on a business trip, he hid in the fire escape and ran for 20 minutes. He rushed to the intersection of Lava Commercial Street and chose a roof route. As a result, he ran into a fire-breathing dragon (no, it was actually a magma fountain), and his pants almost burned.
To be honest, this game really understands us as workers. I squeezed into the subway in the morning and was chased by life. I had to be chased by my boss's WeChat group after get off work at night. I finally found a fish and was chased by the lava. But how can I put it, being chased by magma has a wonderful sense of relief. After all, magma will not @ you "Did you write the weekly report?"
The funniest thing is that Lao Wang said that he forgot to turn off the sound while playing during his lunch break. As a result, the "gurgling" lava bubbling sound in the game was directly transmitted to the door of the boss's office. The boss actually poked his head in and asked: "Who is cooking hot pot?" Lao Wang replied wittily: "It's the decoration downstairs, the sound of electric drills!" I almost laughed out loud, so I could only pretend to cough to cover it up.
I think this game is especially suitable for people like us who don't have time to play. You don't need to memorize the route, you can turn as you like and start over if you die. Each game only lasts a few minutes, which is perfect for emergencies when the boss suddenly comes over. And it's fun to customize the appearance. I got myself a sweatshirt with a work brand color, and when I run, I look like I'm rushing to get off work and rush to the time clock machine.
By the way, the game also supports Bluetooth controllers. Lao Wang said that he bought a small one and hid it in a drawer. He pretended to take notes during meetings, but in fact his fingers were jumping wildly on the controller. As a result, one time his boss asked him to recount the key points of the meeting, and he blurted out: "There is a safe platform two steps to the left, and there is a shortcut to rush to the right..." The whole audience was silent.
Anyway, I sneak a handful before lunch break every day, just to warm up for the second half of work. If you have also encountered the embarrassment of running into a colleague like me, or your boss is secretly parkouring in the toilet - welcome to share your story and let me know that I am not alone in this battle🙃
No more talking, the boss is back, and my phone has switched to the calculator interface. Catching fish is not easy, just run and cherish it everyone🫡