Let me first state that I am the kind of gentleman who says, "As long as the graphics are good-looking, even if the game is crap... I can still lick the screen with tears in my eyes." But recently I have been tricked by a few "fairy painting styles" and I can't help but come to the Time and Space Hunter Zone to pour out my frustrations - after all, the guys here know that what we in the second dimension want is a "cooking power", but your gameplay is so bad that I don't even bother to poke my wife, that's very embarrassing.
Take a so-called "apocalyptic fantasy RPG" that was just downloaded last week. The promotional picture is amazing. The character's eyes are full of stars, the armor reflects light and can be used as a mirror, and the voice actor is my favorite Amamiya Amamiya... As soon as I enter the battle, my friend, the battle automatically hangs up, and the manual operation is to click on the skill icons wildly. The BOSS health bar is as thick as a friendly army. I watched the whole plot just to see more of the pop-up paintings, but the story started to get worse when the third chapter started💩. It was so overwhelming that I didn't even have a chance to clear it up. I think I'm here to admire the beautiful girls, not to be your programmer testing bugs.
There is also a "pixel-style beautiful girl + barrage shooting" style, with full celluloid texture and each character has its own standby action. I could even stare at the main interface for ten minutes. But the barrage density was like using me as a target in the sea of stars. The invincible dodge frame was set at the FPS frame rate... My phone almost felt like it had a unicorn arm, and in the end I couldn't even see the bottom of the first level. No matter how beautiful your wife is, doesn't a handicap guy not deserve to have her? ! I just want to watch the plot, but you want me to practice "backstory" and "anticipation", I will really appreciate it.
So when my friend recommended this "Happy Delicious Xiaoxiao Le" to me, my first reaction was: "What a foreign name, and the style of painting will definitely fool children." Then I clicked it and saw, wow, it turned out to be that kind of soft and cute healing round style! Each fruit looks like it ran out of a Pixar studio, with puffy cheeks and flashing special effects when cut into pieces. This is much more honest than some "cover girls" who advertise fraudulently! It smelled so good to me on the spot.
And when it comes to the gameplay, I won't talk about the sense of impact or the depth of operation. I only care about "fun" and "not burning your brain." This Xiaoxiaole is simply playing on my aesthetic obsessive-compulsive disorder! In the fruit-making mode, you just click on the outer circle, fill the fruit pieces bit by bit, and then watch it "bang" explode into candy meteors all over the sky - that explosion frame is really healing to the depths of the soul, and is more enjoyable than watching a hundred "QTE performances". A hand-obsessed player like me just likes this kind of operation feeling that "makes the picture more beautiful". Who knows?
And that sugar cookie picking mode, help! Isn't this "Squid Game"! My hands were shaking while I was picking out the umbrella shape. Once I cut it into pieces, I was immediately "game over". The excitement was much faster than that of drawing cards from a limited pool. And when it punishes you for being eliminated, the little character's emoticon is so cute that I even deliberately cut it into pieces several times just to see it cry... I'm really a bad person😈
To be honest, I have been playing games for so many years, and I have come to understand a truth: the style of painting is your stepping stone, but whether you can make me stay depends on whether you are "fun" or not. Some games spend all their art resources on character drawings and PV, and as a result, the daily gameplay is to go online to collect food. The feeling of emptiness is really frustrating. And this game, although it seems to be just a small game, it achieves the most primitive happiness of "making me laugh like a fool in front of the screen". There is no stamina bar to get stuck in the neck, and there is no void card drawing pool. You can explode if you want, and dig if you want. It is a good medicine for the stomach nourishing period of the second dimension.
Anyway, I have now deleted my Stone House game, which only has beautiful vertical graphics but poor gameplay, and it's gone. Finally, I beg you all the big guys who are passing by, if there is a masterpiece that "the style of painting dances on your XP, and the gameplay will not make you brain-destroyed halfway", please recommend it to me! I would like to remind everyone to be careful here~💖
(Oh, by the way, this game seems to be able to run with 5.0 and above? Anyway, my old antique phone has never been stuck. The optimization is much better than many masterpieces. I understand everything.)