After going in, the style suddenly became very gentle, and a very kind voice started teaching me, 'Baby, you need to sit properly first'... I was stunned for half a minute before I realized—this seems to be a toilet training game for young children??? 😂
I originally wanted to turn it off and go to sleep, but for some reason, the voice prompts were just too hypnotic. In the middle of the night, I was snuggled in bed, following it step by step: 'squat—push—flush,' and strangely enough, it felt oddly soothing. The pace is especially slow, no need to rush, no fear of failure, just try again if you make a mistake, and the voice is so soft—way gentler than those battle games I usually play.
And then I... played until sunrise. 🌅
Do you get it? A night owl addicted to staying up late was coaxed by a toilet game aimed at kids under three at 4 a.m. I even started thinking, if my parents had let me play this when I was little, would I not have been playing on my phone in the bathroom so often? Thinking too far ahead, but really, that calm, no-brain-needed atmosphere is perfect for relaxing when you've been up all night and your head starts to spin.
If you have a little baby at home, this game is definitely more useful than forcing them to sit on the potty. If you're an adult like me, staying up until delirious, you might want to give it a try too... though I'm not sure if this counts as another form of 'reversing age,' haha.
Anyway, tonight I'll stay up again. This time I plan to turn the voice prompts to the lowest volume and use it as a lullaby. Good night, night owls, see you at sunrise. 🌙✨