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A Chinese, Japanese, and American traveled to Africa and were unfortunately caught by cannibals. The cannibal chief is a betting man. The chief said: If the total length of your penises is exactly 15 inches, I will let you go. If it wasn't 15 inches, I would eat you! ~~ So the Americans took out their penis and measured 8 inches. The Chinese also took out a 6-inch measurement, which added up to 14 inches. It seemed that they were about to be eaten. Unexpectedly, the Japanese took out one and measured exactly 1 inch. The chief had to let them go. After running wildly for a while, the American said proudly: If it weren't for my 8 inches, you would have been eaten. Not to be outdone, the Chinese also said: You don't want my 6 inches~~~. The Japanese shouted: Ba Ge Ya Lu~~If I hadn't suddenly become hardened, you would all be dead~~~~