10086 jokes

10086 Desk Lady: Good evening, sir. Is there anything I can help you with? Master Ge: The phone is out of battery and has automatically shut down. What time is it now? 10086 Desk lady: (dizzy) Sir, how did you call me? Master Ge: My mobile phone shuts down automatically and I can still make calls, but I can't see the time. . 10086 Desk Lady: (Dizzy) Sir, is it 2:25 in the morning? Is there anything else I can help you with? Master Ge: Oh! Why don't you go to bed so late? 10086 Desk lady: (dizzy) Sorry sir, this is my job. Is there anything else you can do? Mr. Ge: Can't you make a phone call if you have nothing to do? 10086 Desk Lady: Sorry sir, that's not what I meant. Mr. Ge: Why is it free to call you? Why is there a fee to call other people? 10086 Desk Lady: Sir. . This is a high-quality service we provide to our customers. We believe that customers are God, so there is no charge for calling our customer service phone number. Mr. Ge: Then God is hungry. I'll give you my home address. Would you please come to my house and cook me something to eat? . 10086 Desk Lady: Sorry, sir, we don't have this service. Master: Are you still picky about your service to God? 10086 Help desk lady: I'm sorry, sir. We only answer business questions raised by customers. Do you have any questions now? Mr. Ge: I am not an unreasonable person. In this way, if you answer my three questions, I won't pester you if you answer them correctly. . 10086 Desk Lady: (Vomiting blood) Please tell me. Mr. Ge: First. How many miles did the Long March cover in total? 10086 Desk Lady: Twenty-five thousand miles. Mr. Ge: Second, how many people are participating. 10086 Desk Lady: About 86,000 people. Mr. Ge: I still know some history. Last question, what are their names? 10086 Desk lady:…………………………………………. Bullying others Mr. Ge: If you refuse to answer God's question, I will file a complaint against you. 10086 Desk Lady: Sorry sir, I really don't know. Mr. Ge: You can't answer such a simple question. You are not serious about your work and you are still resistant. 10086 Desk lady: (crying) This. . this. . Is this simple? That's it sir. I also have 3 questions for you. Are you interested in answering them? Mr. Ge: Come and listen. 10086 Desk Girl: Where were the 2008 Olympic Games held! Mr. Cabinet: Beijing, next question. 10086 Desk Lady: Sir, when is the opening ceremony? Mr. Pavilion: August 8th. If you dare to ask me the names of everyone in the stands during the opening ceremony next question, I will complain to you. 10086 Desk Lady: (Crying wildly) Sir, give me your address and I will cook for you. . .