A video game player died and entered hell. A week later, Satan came to God angrily and asked: "Who is the person you sent to me last week?" What happened? God was puzzled.
''What's wrong? He fought fiercely with the devils as soon as he arrived, and finally tamed them all and asked them where the entrance to the next level was! ''
Ha ha! !
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I just found out that the 'ATM' on the cash machine is actually the capital letters of the English name Ultraman.
There was a hunter who really liked hunting, but his shooting skills were not very good. Still, he wanted to give it a try. One day he went hunting in the mountains and encountered a dog bear. He fired at the dog bear, but didn't kill it, and the dog bear ended up sexually assaulting him. The hunter was very angry, so he went home to prepare again, hoping to kill that dog bear next time. However, the second time, he was sexually assaulted by the dog bear again. The hunter was really furious and decided he must kill that dog bear to get rid of his resentment. So this time he prepared even more thoroughly. Unexpectedly, when he saw the bear on the mountain, the dog bear asked him a question: 'Are you addicted?'
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