Some jokes, maybe you haven’t seen them!

My husband and his wife were sleeping under the same quilt. The husband sneezed and sprayed her in the face. My wife said: If anything happens again, let me know in advance! After a while, my husband said loudly: Get ready! The wife hurriedly got into the quilt and heard a "bang" sound. Her husband farted. Someone went to the laboratory department, and the nurse pointed to a sign in front of her and said: Non-undergraduate students are not allowed to enter. The visitor was furious and cursed: I'll just do a urine test, and I still want a fucking bachelor's degree.