Low-level IQ test!
1: Chickens and dogs have a total of one hundred legs. How many chickens and how many dogs are there? 2: There was a man who had a hundred catties of green onions, which cost one yuan a catty. Later, someone gave him seven cents of white green onions and three cents of green onion leaves. He sold it, but it only cost fifty yuan. What happened?
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A scholar went into a temple to avoid the rain. He saw a woman urinating under a statue, and he got aroused and took advantage of her. The woman was furious and reported it to the county government, crying, 'It was pouring rain, the scholar entered, lifted my skirt. He poked me once. It neither hurt nor felt good, and ruined my life.' The scholar defended himself, saying, 'It was raining heavily, the scholar went into the temple, saw a woman urinating by the deity, blocked her, and was falsely accused.' The county official scolded, 'One is in youth, one is young, their pleasures of flesh, each has needs, satisfying each other, what is there to accuse?' The woman shouted, 'Alas! I wanted more, he already withdrew, heartless and unfaithful, so inhumane.' The scholar yelled, 'Injustice! I blocked the urine on purpose, heard a sudden clap of thunder, did not dare to stay long, and then withdrew.' The county official banged the judgment hall, 'My verdict: the plaintiff wanted it, the defendant withdrew, send them back to the ruined temple, repeat the urine blocking, dismissed......!!!!!'
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