【Joke】The first issue (updated every day)

ps: Have fun! I will update every day! From time to time! Please support me. 1. "Disgusting Boyfriend" I am a girl who often travels on business and has a quiet boyfriend... Brother, what's wrong with you... I just got home now, the house is in a mess, and he didn't get off work. I was thinking of sorting things out, and found an inflatable doll in his suitcase. This is certainly not a g-cide... When I opened it, I found that it was still a man, all in a weak state, except for that thing... 2. "Law and Law" Law Department Final Examination: "Try to give an example of the difference between 'law' and 'law' in the word law?" A female student answered: "Of course it is different. If I tell my mother that my boyfriend is a 'lawyer', she will be very happy; if I tell my boyfriend that my boyfriend is a 'lawyer', she will definitely beat me to death." 3. "The Drunkard" This guy drank too much at the annual meeting and wanted to vomit on the bus. He actually found a plastic bag with good elasticity. He stopped vomiting after a while. It was not full, so he tied it and played with it warmly. After I got off the car, I was still awake. I forgot what I was holding in my hand, and I took a photo... It was so exciting... I couldn't stop... 4. "Are you happy, happy, or happy?" My girlfriend and I met for two months and had a flash marriage. My family was all excited and happy. As a result, I went to the hospital for a checkup. My girlfriend was three months pregnant, and my family didn't know. Should I be happy, happy, or happy? Tag: Should I be this "expectant father"... 5. "The Awesome Self-Rescuer" The night shift was uneventful. At one o'clock in the middle of the night, the door of the rescue room opened, and an old man ran in, shouting: I'm going to die, I'm going to die! Then he fell down on the rescue bed, his breathing and heartbeat stopped, and the rescue was successful three minutes later. The electrocardiogram showed large-scale myocardial infarction. Summary: First, you must have a sense of self-rescue. Second, you must be familiar with the topography of the hospital. Third, concise and effective communication is extremely important, especially when life and death are at stake!