【Joke】The second issue (updated every day)

6. "Good Man" Lao Yang has a laid-off wife with a bad temper. She gets angry all day long over trivial matters and gets violent. Lao Yang is often beaten to a bloody head. on the background. Text: It was said that Lao Yang was beaten to the hospital again. The brothers couldn't stand it anymore, so they asked Lao Yang why a big man couldn't beat a woman. Lao Yang said calmly: My wife is laid off and no longer enjoys public medical care. Unlike me, I can still get reimbursement from my employer... 7. "The Electrician of 2B" A: "We agreed yesterday that you would come to my house to repair the lights at night, but why didn't you come?" B: "Here you are, but there is no one in your house!" A: "How did you know there was no one? I didn't go out all night." B: "When I came, I saw your house was dark, so I left." 8. "Sudden Happiness" I was lying on the bed at noon, getting ready to go to bed. I used to go to Q, and a girl left a message asking me what I wanted for my birthday. I was used to joking with her, so I just said in passing: I want you to love me. Then... she said: I have been giving you this gift silently for three years... and then... I am returning it to him now. Am I so excited? Happiness comes too suddenly, isn't it? ! ! 9. There was a question in the Chinese language "Smart Students", which was to write a four-character phrase. The radicals of each word were the same, and each word was required not to be repeated. My first reaction was "Monster", but it's a pity that I can't write a word. After holding it back for a long time, I wrote "Playing with glass balls"... Rivers, lakes, oceans, pianos, pipas, turbulent waves, IKEA, and rooms, so many words... I played with glass balls... At that time, I felt that it was impossible for Peking University to want me! ! 10. "No One Wants Broken Cell Phones" Friend A lost his cell phone some time ago, so he took a copycat phone that his mother had used before and used it first. It was hugely broken and hugely ugly. One day while shopping, I was walking around carelessly. Suddenly, a person walking by walked over timidly and asked: Do you know that man just now? A is confused: Huh? What man? Passerby A: Oh, I just saw him take your phone out of your bag and put it back again, so I thought you two knew each other.