【Joke】The third issue (updated every day)
"Lovelorn Text Messages" received an inexplicable message one day: "Let's break up and don't contact you again." I guessed that a lovelorn person sent the wrong message, so out of good intentions I replied: "You sent the wrong message, I don't know you." After a while, I received another message: "You are cruel enough to pretend that you don't know me so quickly, okay, I'm blind."... Background of "Looks Too Official": In some pharmacies, you can usually use your medical insurance card to pay for non-medical insurance drugs... Today I went to a drug supermarket to pick up two boxes of Guyuan ointment. When I used my medical insurance card to pay, the other party told me that non-medical insurance drugs were not allowed to be paid with the card. A few days ago, I saw others using their credit cards in the same way. Pay cash and leave. When I turned around to leave, I heard the cashier mutter, "You look too official." ...It looks too official! It's official, you sister, you can just brush your face from now on. "On the Relationship between Men and Women" What a woman is most proud of is not how many men she has had, but how many women her man is willing to reject for her. Men - what they are most proud of is not how many women they have slept with, but the fact that they can have a woman who is worthy of rejecting other women for her. "Domineering Kiss" tells the story of a brother. Brother A and his girlfriend have been in love for three years. All kinds of intimacy, the wedding was going to happen the day before yesterday, and no matter how long the relatives and friends were, a miserable man rushed into the scene decisively, and after forcefully kissing the bride, the bride left with him. "Teacher's Song" When the Chinese teacher turned around, the Yellow Crane Tower was vacant; when the math teacher turned around, the axis of symmetry of the quadratic function; when the English teacher turned around, sorry and added three grams of oil; when the chemistry teacher turned around, carbon dioxide turned into gasoline; when the physics teacher turned around, he pried the earth with a lever; when the biology teacher turned around, the test-tube baby swam in the water; when the physical education teacher turned around, Jordan changed to playing table tennis; when all the teachers turned around, the people of the world had no freedom! !
