【Joke】The fourth issue (updated every day)

"I feel inferior" Today I watched a short movie with my wife, and I couldn't help but sigh: Wife, I'm so ashamed, my dick is not as big as a shemale. The wife replied: Don't pay too much attention, my breasts are not as big as his. "Identity Determines Tone" The boss said to his wife: Eat! sleep! Say to your lover: Eat and sleep. Say to San'er: Eat and sleep. Say to the beautiful woman: Eat and sleep. Say to Xiaomi: Eat and sleep. Say to employees: What to eat! What sleep! All work overtime! ! ! "The Hard-working Teacher" I have just graduated, a new teacher, and a very hard-working head teacher. The mid-term exam has just passed and the school is going to hold a parent-teacher meeting. The day before the parent-teacher meeting, my mother called to say hello, so she told me: "There is a parent-teacher meeting tomorrow, I am busy..." Before I could finish my chat, my mother said anxiously: "Parent-teacher meeting? Your father and I are not at home, why don't you ask me to be your godmother..." I was stunned, "Well, mom, I have graduated for several months..." "The Tragedy Fat Sister" was waiting in line for a physical examination when she saw a scale. Two slender girls went up and weighed themselves, and then discussed body issues. At this time, the slightly fat girl in the class jumped on and shouted excitedly: She lost weight successfully! I'm exactly one hundred pounds! Still dancing and happy, a doctor came out and said: Classmate, hurry up and get down, it is for children, the maximum is 100, don't crush it~ "It's not my fault that I'm ugly" I am a kindergarten teacher, and every day after school, teachers have to kiss each other and say goodbye to the children. Recently, a new colleague came, male, with an average appearance——————After school that day, we said goodbye to the children at the door as usual, and then when we arrived at a little lolita, she suddenly cried. We asked her what was wrong, and she pointed at her new colleague and said, "The teacher is so ugly, I don't want to kiss him." Then we were all silent...