【Joke】The fifth issue (updated every day)

1. "Dragon and Phoenix" I once took a psychology elective in college. The teacher is extremely excited every time he attends class. Once he talked about twins and asked us excitedly. Everyone knows that twins are very similar in height and appearance! It's hard for ordinary people to tell the difference! But there is a kind of twins that you can tell apart at a glance. Do you know which one it is? We thought to ourselves that they were fraternal twins, but the teacher roared on the podium that they were twins! ! ! 2. "Stealing Potatoes" The corridor of the community is filled with dried cabbage and several bags of potatoes, making it very inconvenient to go upstairs. I went upstairs from get off work in the evening and suddenly saw a bag of potatoes with a note on it saying "You can eat it yourself". Such a good thing? I guess they couldn't finish it... I took two... As soon as I got to the second floor, I suddenly heard someone scolding: "Who is so wicked? He even stole potatoes. Hey, who posted this note..." 3. "Smart Son" When I got up this morning, my son ran over and said: Dad, Dad, guess how many coins I have in my hand. If you guess it, I will give you both coins. If you can't guess it, give me 10 yuan to buy a toy. As a result, you may have guessed it - I lost 10 yuan. 4. "Bad Love" I once liked a girl in my class, but then gave up: she liked the guy with the same name as me at work! He even sent me text messages asking me what to do! When these two are getting along, they sit in front of me. Can you imagine the feeling: the girl you have a crush on calls your name and lies in someone else's arms... 5. Background of "Sharp Fatty": My little nephew, a little fat guy... Yesterday, he slept with his upper body naked and his flesh was plump. I said, you should lose weight, your breasts are already so big. He said, Auntie, I understand, you are jealous of your flat chest.