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The scholar went into the temple to take shelter from the rain. When he saw a woman urinating under a statue of a god, he became sexually aroused and raped her. The woman was so angry that she went to the county government and cried: "It was raining heavily, and the scholar came in and lifted up my skirt. He gave me an injection. It doesn't hurt, but it hurts my life." The scholar argued: "It rained like a ladle, and the scholar went into the temple and saw a woman. He peed on the god and blocked it, but he was falsely accused." The county magistrate scolded: "A youth, a young man, a happy life, each has his own needs. We are satisfied with each other, so what can we say?" The woman shouted: "What a complaint! I still want it, he has pulled it out, it is so heartless and unjust, so inhumane." The scholar yelled: "What an injustice, he deliberately blocked the urine. He didn't dare to stay for a long time, so he pulled it out." The magistrate slapped Jingmutang and said, "I have ruled that the plaintiff wants it, and the defendant will pull it out and send it back to the ruined temple to repeat the blocking of urine."