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Brother Chun is a pure man? A true iron-blooded man. He can kill chickens at one year old and build airplanes at three years old. ?Driving a tank at the age of five and wearing an iron suit at the age of six. ? Brother Chun spread throughout the country, and everyone became frightened when they heard about it. ?If you ask a man who can defeat him? Everyone waved their hands and looked shocked! ? Practice martial arts at the age of ten, and know how to do it at twelve years old. ?Fifteen knows how to generate electricity, and can produce hundreds of watts in the blink of an eye. ? The muscles all over the body are showing majestic posture, and the spirit is shaking the world. ?If you ask how strong Brother Chun is? Cross the train with arms straight out! ? Nineteen, practice racing and follow the rocket. ?Entering the men's football team at twenty will cut off your children and grandchildren. ? Brother Chun cowered when he came on the court, and both Brazil and Germany surrendered. ?If you ask me how strong is my man? One breath and one breath of tornado! ? He learned the art of pupil at thirty and tortured and killed the Sharingan. ?Forty Years Endorsement, British Library. ? Yuchun waved his hand to create the universe, and all things bowed their heads and worshiped the hero. ?How big is the magic power? Jesus Tathagata avoids three points! ? Fifty rule the world, sixty rule the three realms. ? As soon as I gritted my teeth in my seventies, the sky collapsed and the earth cracked. ? Feeling lonely with boundless strength, feeling bored and withdrawing from the world. ?Lift your head and look silently at the green mountains, all the wild beasts in the mountains are moaning. ? Brother Chun has since become a myth, and the story has been passed down through the ages. There are piles of flowers looking back at China, and thousands of chrysanthemums bloom one after another on the top of the mountain. ? As soon as the chrysanthemum concubine burst into laughter, no one knew it was Brother Chun who was coming. ? Brother Chun is a pure man, a real man of iron and blood. ? A good brother to the people and a good father to his son. ? People can stand on the fists, and horses can move on the arms! ? The ten women in the Night Royal Guard cannot be knocked down with guns, and the chrysanthemums remain red despite a hundred battles! ? You shoot one, I shoot one, Brother Chun is masturbating? You shoot two, I shoot two, Brother Chun has an elder two? You shoot three, I shoot three, Brother Chun can walk through mountains? You shoot four, I shoot four, Brother Chun can even beat an ox? You shoot five, I shoot five, Brother Chun is the rudest man? You shoot six, I shoot six, Brother Chun's chest muscles are all meat? You shoot seven, I shoot seven, Brother Chun beats Edison Chen? You shoot eight, I shoot eight, Brother Chun is bursting with chrysanthemums all day long? You shoot nine, I shoot nine, Brother Chun is an old scalper every day? Li Yuchun? So rude? One shot is a big pot? A real man? Loyalty? Brother Chun, we are good brothers? Love smoking? Binge drinking? Drink gasoline after drinking Maotai? Eat chicken raw? Eat elephants alive? Tastes the same if not cooked? Stupid corn? No grace? Brother Chun will blow you up sooner or later? Iron shirt? Golden bell? Brother Chun bursts through the tunnel? Tall? Long arms? Easily grab rebounds? Quick shot? Powerful? Kill a cow with one punch? Brother pure man! A true iron-blooded man! ? Good brothers of the people! Father, good son! ? People can stand on the fists, and horses can move on the arms! ? The ten women in the Night Royal Guard cannot be knocked down with guns, and the chrysanthemums remain red despite a hundred battles! ? Brother Chun is a pure man, the fighting man among pure men! Even if you wear Qibohui endorsed by Brother Chun, take Brother Chun's Yishenling Granules, and imitate Brother Chun's every move, you can only be infinitely close to Brother Chun and cannot surpass Brother Chun's manliness. As the saying goes, there are three types of people in the world, men, women and brother Chun. Looking back at China, there are piles of flowers, and thousands of chrysanthemums bloom one after another on the top of the mountain. ? As soon as the chrysanthemum burst out, Concubine laughed, ? No one knew it was Brother Chun who came.
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(-.-|||! Then who is Brother Chun?
Cough… cough… Li Yuchun… Super Girl. Looks very manly…
\("▔□▔)/! Just passing by
Brother Chun is a real man, a true iron-blooded hero!
Yes yes! Believe in Brother Chun, and you will have eternal life!
Upvoted, the original poster's description is really spot-on.
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