Classic quotes from the sexiest wife in history!

1. I was watching TV on the sofa. My wife sat on my lap wrapped in a bath towel and said coquettishly: "Uncle, you want the little girl, right?" I deliberately said calmly: "No, no, uncle, I don't have any money today!" Wife: "It's not about money, just make the little girl happy, and make up for the IOU afterwards!" I was dizzy. There is still a debt due on this matter! 2. I lifted my wife's chin with one hand and said teasingly: "Girl, come on, sing a song for me!" My wife clapped my hand and said: "Sir, please be more respectful. I am a little girl who only sells my body and not my art!" Surprise! This time it hit the muzzle of the gun! 3. After I took a shower, I was lying on the bed reading a book. My wife came out of the bathroom and a hungry tiger pounced on me and pinned me down. He said with a ferocious face: "Hey, I'm good-looking, little girl. I want to try something new today!" I fought to the death. Seeing that I refused to obey, my wife turned around and said gently: "Uncle, are you going to have sex with this little girl?" I said, "Give me a reason first!" My wife said with a quick glance: "This little girl has just been released from prison, and she hasn't eaten meat for several years!" My mother, this is a good reason, there is absolutely no reason to disobey! 4. My wife asked me: "You men always say that women are boring. What does boring mean?" I said: "Mensao means being dignified on the outside but hot on the inside!" My wife asked again: "Then do you think it's me?" I pretended to look her carefully, and then Then I shook my head: "You don't count!" My wife nodded: "I think so, I should belong to Ming Sao." I snickered in my heart: "Accurate but not comprehensive!" My wife was confused: "What is that?" I replied proudly: "You belong to Quan Sao!" Khan. This beating is inevitable! 5. One night I accompanied my client to a KTV and came home very late. When I first entered the house, I thought my wife had fallen asleep, so I tiptoed to the bathroom to take a shower. As soon as I took off my clothes, my wife suddenly appeared and shouted: "Are you trying to destroy the evidence?" I was startled and said quickly: "No, I have put the guns and knives in the warehouse before I went out!" My wife laughed evilly and reached out to touch me: "Well, the gun is not lost yet, but I want to check whether there are enough bullets!" Honey, is there a way to check? Is this why she stayed up half the night? 6. My wife likes all beautiful things, including handsome men and beautiful women. The greatest pleasure of going shopping with my wife is that she will search for handsome men and beautiful women everywhere for me to watch. Once we were tired from shopping, we sat in front of the Starbucks window and admired the beautiful women in Sichuan. While admiring it, my wife asked me stupidly: "Who do you think so many beautiful women are sharing the bed with at night?" I glared at her in surprise and replied: "Perverts!" My wife was also surprised: "Ah? Wouldn't that be an advantage to those perverts?" I couldn't laugh or cry, so I flicked her head with my finger: " What are you thinking about all day long? I said you are a pervert!" "Oh!" My wife nodded in understanding and said something that made my heart hurt: "Then I want to sleep with them, who will you sleep with?" 7. Once I made a small fortune, I returned home and threw the envelope at my wife: "Girl, you did well last month. This is a tip from the uncle!" My wife looked like she was happy with the money, weighed the envelope, and hugged me. "Baji" kissed me and said charmingly: "Thank you, uncle, it is a little girl's duty to serve a good uncle. Please come here often!" I nodded stupidly: "Oh, definitely!" Yes, they are like a pair of mandarin ducks! 8. My wife has a habit of hiccups when she breathes in cool breeze. One evening after get off work, I came home hiccupping. I asked with concern: "Are you having sex again?" My wife pretended to be sad and sighed: "What if I don't have sex? You haven't pampered my little girl for several days. She has no income, so she has to drink northwest wind!" Then I remembered that I hadn't made love to my wife for two or three days, so I stepped forward and started fussing. My wife was quite cooperative at first, but at the critical moment she stopped abruptly: "Okay, I'd better keep drinking!" I was a little confused: "Why?My wife smiled sweetly: "My old friend hasn't left yet, so it's not very convenient!" "I said, why has she been so behaved these days! 9. One Saturday, my wife had a normal day off, and I had to work overtime. When I woke up in the morning, this guy stalked me for a while, and then continued to sleep contentedly, but I had to go to the company full of exhaustion. I said hello to her and was about to leave the bedroom, when my wife said from behind: "Master, come tomorrow! "I nodded: "Come on! ""Um? "Thanks to my quick reaction: "How dare you come tomorrow! Come tonight! "That's pretty much it!" Go, the little girl continues to sleep peacefully! "Ouch... Accompanying your wife is like accompanying a tiger. It's really hard to react too slowly!