What funny things happen in life that hurt your self-esteem?

1. After dinner today, I found a bench on campus and took a nap. When I woke up, I found a few cents in the rice bowl. 2. The last time I helped a classmate carry his computer, I rented a trolley at Beimen. Then I was riding back from the south gate. Near the Nengke Building, a middle-aged man quickly caught up with me on his bicycle and asked, "What kind of junk do you collect?" This made me extremely depressed. 3. When we were doing our graduation projects, a senior in the opposite laboratory took three boys from our grade to process circuit boards. It is said that I went to the Keyi Instrument Factory near the southwest gate with a torn woven bag. At that time, Lanqiying Community was under construction, and there was a sandstorm that day, which turned the brothers into disgrace. When I arrived at the gate of the Keyi Instrument Factory, I was stopped by the guards. They said they were here for processing. The guard said: "Come here, one of you who can write, fill out the guest form!" 4. I had just moved to the new campus that day, and I went out to buy lunch boxes for everyone. There were 7 lunches in total. When I entered the dormitory gate, two girls saw me, and then one of them said to the other: "Didn't I say that I can't give out takeaways?" 5. Once I was waiting for my classmates in front of Shuang'an Shopping Mall with my schoolbag slung on my chest. After parking the car, a man said to me that I was from the mall, and then walked away... 6. Once I was sending my gf home, and the guard downstairs stopped me and told me that he was not allowed to clean up the garbage at night and asked me to clean up again tomorrow morning. 7. When I was 16 years old, I went to a public restroom to pee. I paid 20 cents and went straight to the women's restroom. The old man collecting the money grabbed me and shouted: "You brat, where are you running?!" 8. I have a Beijing girlfriend who has lived in Europe for many years. She has tanned skin and is dressed trendy. She was eating in a restaurant in Hong Kong, and the waiters said among themselves: "This foreigner can read the Chinese menu?!" 9. When I returned to Beijing this time, I still stayed in the Friendship Hotel where I stayed 20 years ago, or in Building 3 in the past, or I went to the restaurant opposite to eat. After ordering, I heard the waiter say behind me, this Japanese can speak Mandarin so well! 10. That day I was waiting for the bus at Gongzhufen. An uncle came over and said to me, pretending to be very understanding, "Here's the guy who collects mobile phones, look at how much this one costs. You can't cheat me!" Then he took out a mobile phone from his coat. I said I won't accept it, I'm waiting for the bus! The man actually said: "What happened to the mobile phone dealers nowadays? They don't even want such good things!" He was depressed! 11. When I was in college, I didn't shave once, and then I went to the classroom for self-study. I was stopped at the door and asked, “Uncle, what time is it now?” I was instantly petrified! ! How sad that you are only 20 years old! From now on, I shave every day! 12. When I was in college, I wore a red dress and went to Carrefour. A man pulled me and asked me: Miss, where do you sell seasoned salt... 13. That weekend, I saw someone from our school setting up a stall looking for a tutor. I was about to go over and say hello when his sister came forward and said, "Uncle, do you want to hire a tutor for your child?" I was so dizzy! 14. On the eve of graduation, I accompanied a buddy to the job market to apply for jobs. I saw that the recruitment of a normal college had ended, so I sat down at their recruitment desk to rest. A pretty girl came over and asked: "Teacher, what major are you looking for?" I was stunned at that time, because I am also a graduate. 15. Once I was walking on the street with a classmate. We were both men. A man came over and asked us: "Do you two want a couple's watch? It's 28 yuan a pair." Are we so gay? 16. When I had long hair, I went to a classmate's house to play and was praised by her mother: This girl is really tall. 17. Another time I went to the toilet and saw a long-haired man after entering. We were both surprised: we probably thought we had gone to the wrong toilet... 18. When I moved into a new home, I bought a lot of things and came home. I met my neighbor at the door. He asked me sympathetically, how did I get back in the car with so many things? k, do I look like I can't afford a taxi? I told him that I drove by myself, and he lamented that being a taxi driver was very hard and his waist was not good. k, do I look like I have a bad waist?I told him that I was not a taxi driver, and he suddenly realized, "Oh, you turned out to be a driver for the boss of your work unit." He said lazily and gave in. But one day I bumped into him knocking on my door in the morning and asking me to give him a ride. Since we were basically on the way, I wanted to forget it, but he actually said, "It's the public service anyway." 19. I know I look old, but some conductors go too far. Every time I get on the bus and stand firm, the conductor starts shouting: "Some comrade, give me a seat for this master." I'm only 22 years old... I'm a very hairy brother. One day I forgot to clean up my face and rode out on a broken donkey. I was carrying a big green cloth bag (non-military, pure green) as a crossbody. I was asked by n number of people before I left the community whether to repair the gas stove, sewer and security door. 20. I even wore a US military jungle camouflage and went to a bar. My sister drank too much. I was waiting at the toilet door. Then a guy came over, asked me to lend him a light, and then asked me what time it was. Before leaving, he asked me, "What time do you get to work?" I didn't understand, so he emphasized, "Aren't you a security guard here?" Damn, has he seen a security guard wearing a set of original camouflage costing 2,500 yuan, a roamer costing 6,000 yuan, and a security horse wearing a Chinese soft box? I told my sister that she was laughing all night long. Although I am not very bookish, I am still a postdoc after all. 21. I occasionally have the same experience. When I go to work, I like to wear a black bag diagonally across my body, and dress casually, with my hair usually a little messy. As a result, when I entered the office building at work in the morning, someone kept asking me: "What's the phone number of your express company?" 22. A friend's colleague went to Shanghai for work and went to the home of the director of the Telecommunications Bureau to ask if the director was there. The nanny shouted in Shanghainese: "Director, there are two country people looking for you." Who knew that the colleague could understand Shanghainese, so he helplessly said: "We are from Beijing." As a result, the nanny shouted again: "Director, there are two country people from Beijing looking for you." Dizzy! Those two guys earn more than 10,000 yuan a month. 23. One summer evening, some of our brothers were walking and passing by a construction site. A brother wearing a ragged white vest and slippers was walking slowly, and one of us fell behind. At this time, a kind-hearted migrant worker walked over and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, dinner is ready..."