I taught a group of gangsters a lesson today (please be mentally prepared before watching)

---------- I originally planned to sleep until the afternoon, but my life always backfired. She actually caught up with me to get married downstairs, and I was irritated and noisy. Who is I? Anyone who knows me knows that I am a generous person, and he is a person who can support an aircraft carrier in his stomach. So I threw the computer case down with the fearless spirit of saying that a loss is a blessing. After 5 seconds, the world finally became quiet... ----------------------------- Now that I am no longer sleepy, I decided to go have breakfast. I am a person who pays attention to my image. The style of some boys not washing their faces when going out is unacceptable to me. I have high requirements for toiletries. My principle is not to use the best but the most expensive ones, so I only use Teeth White to brush my teeth. I only use Tide washing powder to wash my face. I only use rice water to wash my hair. As for perfume, I never use any rubbish cologne. I only believe in body odor! ----------------------------- So don't blindly compare with me. My consumption level is beyond your affordability... As for clothes, anyone who knows me well knows that I only wear one set of clothes, an old man's suit on the upper body, 361 sports pants on the lower body, and of course Adidas shoes. Wang, I despise people who wear Adidas the most. They are obviously imitating our national brands, but there are endless advertisements. I would like to warn those big-nosed foreigners that China's national brands are a high, high, high, high peak that you will never be able to surpass! You spend money on advertising, but the product is copied from us. I can only say that you are stupid. The reason why I wear old hats is just because I use them to set off our Adi Wang... If my upper body shows my maturity and my lower body shows my unruliness, then the shoes fully show my domineering attitude... ------------------------ After pooping, I strode out of the room. A minute later, I came back in style. It was just because I forgot to take my bank card. The bundle of bank cards tied with a rubber band. I deeply understand that men cannot live without money. No man can live without money. So he strode out of the room again... -------------------------- The wedding downstairs was changed to a funeral. I heard that the groom had just been hit in the head by a high-tech product and left on the spot. I felt sorry for him. What a good bride turned into a widow in an instant. Who did it? I looked around with my peripheral vision and saw the computer case covered in brains. That's not it, that's not it, that's not it... --------- Brother immediately drove hundreds of kilometers, fearing that he would be discovered... He took out his nckia1110 and dialed the secretary's number, "Hello? I'll treat you to dinner." Secretary: "I'm not feeling well today." "Forget it, I wanted to pay you back the fifty cents by the way." Secretary: "No, I'll be there soon." If it were him, he would never bow his head for the fifty cents, because he is well-educated... ----------------------------- Three minutes later, the secretary appeared in front of me. He took his arm and walked towards the breakfast stall... There were many people at the breakfast stall, and the aroma of noodles floated faintly. "Two big bowls of beef noodles," I said confidently. Everyone in the stall looked at me. The girls around me screamed, and the men lowered their heads in shame. I glanced around with my peripheral vision. They all had small bowls. This is normal. I always have big bowls. "Add two more eggs!"In an instant, the girls went crazy, the men's faces turned pale, and Brother Chun was as radiant as Brother Chun, and his aura of kingship increased instantly. At the same time, many reporters took pictures of Brother Wei's back with cameras. Later I heard that it was written by a person named Zhu Ziqing. They don't understand prose. I always keep a low profile. I never want to be famous. What I care about is that Zhu Ziqing didn't share the royalties with me later... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ I was eating noodles like a gentleman, and accidentally dropped half an egg on the ground, and it happened to fall on a mouthful of light green sticky phlegm. Who is this person? I am a person who pursues perfection. I cannot allow food to be wasted, so I gently picked up the egg with sticky phlegm, put it elegantly in my mouth and continued to savor it. Suddenly I felt something strange in my throat. My intuition told me that I had eaten strands of hair and the smell was fragrant. , there is a hint of domineering in the fragrance, yes! It smells like VS Sassoon! He put his right hand decisively into the throat, clamped the root of the hair with two fingers, and stretched it out of the mouth at a constant speed, while pressing his lips tightly and closing his eyes. , feel the softness of the hair carefully, about 30 cm, the end of the hair is bent inwards, pear blossom head? Height 170+, weight 96-, I believe in my judgment, when I am reminiscing about the infinite reverie of the hair... ----------------------------- Suddenly, I heard a girl shouting for help. If there is a girl, I will come to you. This is my motto. With the strength of my feet and the strong power of Adi Wang boots, I flew out. It turned out to be a group of hooligans teasing the good girl. Wait, it's her! The veins are popping up, and the combat power is soaring. It is estimated that it has reached 2.13 million. Above, I shook off the old man's suit with his right hand, pulled out the toilet brush from his waist, and poured his inner force into the brush body instantly. Seen from a distance, my toilet brush gave off a faint light of shit, as if it resonated with me. At this time, the crowd of onlookers gathered more and more, and it was time for me to take action. The secretary also rushed over at this time, shouting to me, "No!" "Brother understood that she was doing it for his own good and didn't want him to get involved in this muddy water because she was afraid that he would get hurt. He roared loudly and at the same time, the toilet brush flew out. He controlled it with his mind. In 3 seconds, it only took 3 seconds. The gangsters' anus was exploded one by one by his war brush and they fell to the ground... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- In this era, there are fewer and fewer people who act bravely for justice. Only people like me still exist. People present are excited, shouting my name loudly... --------------------------------------------------------- In the long-lasting cheers of the people, I quietly disappeared from the crowd and became a legend!