Haha, my joke

One day, Nokia asked iPhone to go shopping together, and when they came back, they became Noka and Phone. Motorola was shocked when it saw this: Where is your i? Noka and Phone whispered: We heard someone on the street singing "As long as everyone gives a little i..." So...囧TZ~! The editor has had a crush on a girl for a long time, and I happened to ask her for help two days ago. After it was done, the editor quickly took the opportunity to say: "How should I thank you? Why don't I give you my consent!" So MM looked at the editor for a long time, and then said silently: "How can you repay a kindness with an enmity?" 囧TZ~! My colleagues have been talking about the end of the world in 2012 lately, and the editor is surfing the Internet nearby. Suddenly a colleague looked at me and said: I am still single, what will happen if the world ends tomorrow? The editor was quite alert and quickly retaliated: If one of us dies, one of us will die. If you die as a family, who is afraid of whom?囧TZ~! The editor sent a text message to the girl I like: Either be my girlfriend, or slap me to death with a piece of tofu! No reply... The next day I found her QQ QQ updated with a question: Where can I buy tofu that can beat people to death?囧TZ~! The editor has always been surprised, obviously he has been working for many years. But every time I have a holiday, the first thing I feel is: I don't have any homework left, it's so cool. If you feel the same way, please raise your hand~!囧TZ~!