42 QQ automatic reply messages that will make you vomit blood

1. Hello, I'm going to kill a few people and will be back soon. 2. I will go to the back mountain to study the matter of eating Tang Monk with the old demon from Montenegro. I will talk about it when I come back. 3. Constipation. . . . . . Don't disturb. . . 4. You are finally here. I have been looking for you for N years. Why are you going to Mars? I'm going to Pluto now, and I'll tell you something later, don't go away! 5. The user you are calling has not installed QQ. . . . . 6. The person you called is not here now. When you hear the "click" of the hard disk, please leave a message with the mouse. Thank you. . . . . . 7. The master is not here. Where have you gone? At once. . . . . . I just won't tell you! If you really want to find it, please hold down the power button on your computer for 4 seconds and leave a message. . . . . . 8. The user did not respond. The user may be busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return. 9. Suicide, we will talk about it later. . . 10. If you need anything, please yell at me! 11. You are now connected to Seawolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation. 12. I was playing backgammon and lost all my pants last time because I was distracted. If you lose again this time, you will be slapped! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll get back to you when this game is over. 13. Di, this is an automatic response. MM, please send it again, and I will contact you; JJ, please send it twice, and I will contact you; GG, DD, please do not send it again, because I will not contact you if you send it! 14. Tencent server system crashed, please try again later! 15. The computer is processing your information, please wait. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer! 16. Hello, I am playing a game called CS (or other) now. If you have any questions, please press the "RESET" button on the computer and leave a message after hearing a "beep". Thank you! 17. You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can ask for a ** server. If you can't afford it, the network will allocate one for you. 18. The QQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use this software, but the function of sending text messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register for the new version! 19. Come back immediately after the commercial! 20. I am taking a bath~~Don't peek~~Uh~ah~~Uh~ah~~ah~ah! 21. Please read the following terms carefully before adding me as a friend: 1. Those under 18 years old please chat with me under the guidance of their parents; 2. Non-professional chatters do not assume the obligation to take the initiative to greet you; 3. I refuse to ask you questions. If I do not reply, please stop all messages. [p=30, 2, left] 22. The user you called is being sorted out by the system, please call again later. 23. This person is wanted worldwide by Interpol. If you have information about this person, please call the local police hotline 120. Please speak the following code into the phone: I am really not a madman, I am not a madman, I am really not a madman! Then report your location and thank you for your cooperation. Our professionals are here to keep you safe. 24. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I installed. Please keep sending me messages, otherwise I will do it as soon as I have free time! 25. OK, QQ is on vacation today. I am NETANTS. . . . . . 26. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. . Interrupted, please try again later. 27. Sorry, due to server issues, the message you just sent was lost. Please resend it. 28. The owner of the aircraft is running naked. The owner of the aircraft has already run out of the service area. 29. Your hard drive is being formatted, please wait. . . . . . 30. Oh, you are so naughty! You see, you're here again before I finish speaking~~ 31. Hi~ I'm not here right now. If you have anything, please leave a message after hearing the sound of "force"... ! 32. Sorry, the network is unavailable, please resend. . . 33. If you want the owner of the phone to be away, please wait until the "beep~" sounds and pick up the mouse to leave a message. . . 34. Sorry, the user you are calling is not at the computer. Please slam your monitor now until it sparks. I will reply to you after hearing the sound. 35. Hello.This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message indicates a problem with your operating system. Please press Ctrl+Shift+Del. 36. The user you called is no longer in the service area. . . . . . Maybe the network is down. . . Want to solve this kind of problem. . . Please bump your head hard against the monitor. . . . . . To ensure the smoothness of the network. . . . . . 37. My current position: WC; posture: squat; face: twitching; status: exerting force. . . . . . 38. Note: Users using Tencent Mobile QQ may not be able to obtain your message immediately. 39. I'm going to have dinner. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beautiful woman. . . . Even if you are a beautiful woman, I still have to fill my stomach first. 40. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say that? Do you have to say it? Then tell me, this is an automatic reply. I can't see it anyway. Hello, I am XXX's automatic reply. Now that he is not here, I can only say these few words! 41. I'm cramping...please don't disturb me... 42. Wukong, do you want to talk to your master? If you want to talk, just say it. If you don't say "Master", how will you know that you want to talk to "Master"? Haha, you are finally here. Don't laugh when you see this offline message that makes you vomit blood! If you have the ability to set up such offline messages yourself, you will piss off those who annoy you! Do you have settings? Is there any wood? Is there wood? Haha?