1. Wukong! You bastard! It's a good thing that you don't have a mother or an uncle, otherwise I would see how my teacher would scold you! How many times have I told you that after the banshee catches me, wait for my signal and come to rescue you again! Stop smiling so playfully! Look at me, my master. Every time I am shocked by your sudden intrusion, I will become weak. If I do this a few more times, my master... I am afraid that I will never be able to save them again. What a tragedy! Wukong loves his disciple and swears by looking at his master's tears. He won't do it again, okay? 2. Guanyin Bodhisattva, please cancel the accounts of the black bear monster, green lion monster and yellow-browed old monster. We can't afford to play anymore. Damn it. You sent us against Tang Seng and his disciples, but you raised their level so high, how can we fight? Especially Sun Wukong, with good equipment, high attribute points, and summoning skills. The most annoying thing is that physical attacks are invalid, fire-based attacks are immune, and magic-based attacks are immune... Let alone us alone, we can't beat him as a team! No more talking, let's go, 88. 3. Bajie! You idiot! We have traveled ten miles, and you can't change the song and hum! Keep singing "Seeking Buddha", look at how it makes Master cry! 4. Amitabha, monks do not lie. Female benefactor, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexy woman that this poor monk has encountered since his journey to the east. Look at your hair, your jade hands, your skin, this feel... 5. The donor, the poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Please stay here for one night... Huh? donor? Donor, please open the door, Donor? Hold! 6. Queen, I, Tripitaka, have arrived at the kingdom of lions and camels. I miss you and kiss you. Don't reply to text messages. It's inconvenient because my apprentice is here. 7. You monkey, you don't respect your teacher. Why did you wear a leopard print apron to look sexy in front of that spider spirit? Why do you steal the limelight from being a teacher? Shut up! I don't care if you have leopard print or tiger skin! Do you still know who you are? You are a person who has been released from prison, how can you pretend to be stupid in front of me? Look, you dye your head yellow and carry a steel pipe to pretend to be young and Dangerous? Damn... Haha, Amitabha, that's so good, my teacher is a little out of sorts. 8. Wukong, let Bajie go into the water to catch the carp spirit. You are not good at water. If you drown, how can you afford the salvage fee? Oh, no, no, Bajie is fine, he will float on his own. 9. Bajie, Wukong is not here, go and make some fast food. Wu Jing, go drink the horse first. ... Bajie, Bajie, come here. remember! Let's go to the house we passed by just now. Yes, it's the house where a village woman and a child live. As soon as we passed by, we could smell the fragrance. She was making sauced elbows. It was so delicious! Go ahead, it's just a mother and son, if you don't give it, take it! Go and come back quickly! 10. Brother Monkey, did you propose to Fairy Zixia with this ring? You are so funny! You don't even have half a carat diamond, no one else would be interested in you! Chang'e was so embarrassed at me and said: Don't tell me whether you love me or not, first look at how big the diamond ring is! Alas, fairies nowadays are so realistic. I'm telling you, this fairy daughter, if you try to beat her to death with a diamond brick, she won't even cry out for help! 11. Haha, the market here is really lively. I haven't passed through such a busy area for a long time. Hey Wukong, look at those little kids from the Western Region who have been following us since just now. They have curly hair and big eyes, and they are so well-behaved! It's so simple and cute, hahaha... Huh? Bajie, where is your rake? Hey Wujing, where is our luggage? ah! Where is my white dragon horse? ! 12. Wukong, Bajie, and Wujing came before their master. Sigh... I am definitely not blaming my teacher, but have you forgotten my teachings?You, my master and my disciples are all members of the Buddhist sect, and we have many taboos and precepts. You should always keep this in mind: don't steal, don't lie, don't speak harshly, don't be greedy, don't be angry, and don't be delusional! Since your heart is devoted to Buddha, if you don't cultivate yourself, how can you achieve true enlightenment? Okay, I'm here to ask you, who the hell is that? Last night, while I was sleeping, you secretly logged in and stole my food? ! 13. Junior brother Sha, look at it, just catch a cockroach spirit, Brother Monkey will invite all the gods in the sky? Seriously, have you ever seen this monkey catch a goblin on his own so many times? Every time he screams at the goblin: "Don't leave! If you have the guts, don't leave! I'll blow the whistle and call for people to chop you to death!" Hey, he has so many magical powers! Hey, look at how many gods have come to the sky. There are also a few people riding brooms. Wow, all the sanitation personnel from heaven have been called here. 14. . "Wukong! Don't be rude! Oh, old man, the poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. He is passing through here today. I wonder if the old man can open the door for convenience...Old man, please stop insulting me. The poor monk apologizes for the big disciple...Old man, please Don't use your cane to hit the poor monk...Old...Old guy, can you try to touch me again? Oh, Wukong! Come on, Bajie Wujing, you'll knock out your eyes and hit your legs!" 15. Wukong bastard! Don't make a move! Those donors are not monsters, so how can you refuse to change despite repeated admonitions and kill animals at will? ! ……oh? Are they businesses that buy land and build buildings? Amitabha——Wu Jing, help me get the Five Buddha Crowns; Wukong, lend me the golden cudgel! No, Bajie, give me your rake! Damn you... 16. Master——, I'm back! Being told right by this idiot Bajie, Junior Brother Sha was indeed so sultry! Ya didn't go to alms, but went to an Internet cafe. He was posting on the forum when I turned into a flying insect and snuck in! What about "Rugged and handsome guy travels to Chi Country, huge PP, please hit lightly"... 17. Ah haha! The eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty was polite and courteous! I am the magistrate of this county, and these twenty-five colleagues are the deputy magistrates of this county. Oh, and those more than a hundred people outside are all assistants to the county magistrate. In exchange for customs clearance documents, isn't it urgent? First, please invite eminent monks from the Tang Dynasty and four eminent disciples to accompany me to the Yingge Garden above the county government office for some entertainment. Of course! There are all of them, they are all the great ladies of yesterday. Safety! Absolutely safe! It was driven by my uncle and brother. . . 18. MSN signature of the king of the daughter country: The elder's surname is Tang, so sweet that it's sad. 19. Tang's Monk: Amitabha, Wukong, don't blame me anymore. Monks are compassionate. I just saw the donor was in great pain, so I asked Wu Jing to help him ride on the horse. How did I know that he was the bait of the Yamen here to catch the law? Okay, let's quickly use the invisibility method to get the purple gold alms bowl and the teacher's cassock back from the Yamen. 20. Wukong, are you okay? Wake up! Bajie Wujing, don't run away! Come back and save me as a teacher! Ah... stop fighting, stop fighting! ...The poor monk really went to the West to obtain the true scriptures... He just came to the Yamen here to exchange for customs clearance documents! Right! That one is a customs clearance document, not a report letter... Those are my apprentices! We are really not here to petition collectively...ah! 21. Wukong, bring me the purple gold alms bowl and chopsticks. Wujing, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is cooked. 22. Master, just get on your horse. How can you maintain your figure by just taking these two steps? Monk, why are you pretending to be an idol? You see, you asked Brother Monkey to pick wild fruits again. Can you improve the food? My existence has fully demonstrated that vegetarianism cannot reduce weight. 23. Dear friends, if you love, please love deeply. At this moment, I burst into tears. Although I have said to myself more than once: "Jade Rabbit Spirit, you must be happy!" However, he is a man like the wind, which shattered my elegant dignity and made me as lonely as a firework... Can you stay? Elder Tang, will there be a banshee in the West who will love you for me? 24. Wu Jing, look, you're not going to drink the horse, but you're taking selfies with your phone.My teacher once said that if you have a big face, a broad mouth, and a lush beard, you won't look cute no matter how much you pout. Come, take some pictures for me, and I will teach you some scissor hand styles. 25. Bajie, your senior brother has been driven back to Huaguoshan by me, but you are so embarrassed to carry out this important task! You still haven't changed your bad habit of being a leader in Heaven before being Shuanggui! My master asked you to go into the cave to find out the details of the female goblin, but you came back with a bellyband! You scoundrel! If I had known that I was such a teacher, I should have changed your nickname to Jiujie! ...Show it to my teacher, is it the original flavor?
Tang Seng’s words? You will laugh half to death after reading this! [picture]
1. Wukong! You bastard! It's a good thing that you don't have a mother or an uncle, otherwise I would see how my teacher would scold you! How many times have I told you that after the banshee catches me, wait for my signal and come to rescue you again! Stop smiling so playfully! Look at me, my master. Every time I am shocked by your sudden intrusion, I will become weak. If I do this a few more times, my master... I am afraid that I will never be able to save them again. What a tragedy! Wukong loves his disciple and swears by looking at his master's tears. He won't do it again, okay? 2. Guanyin Bodhisattva, please cancel the accounts of the black bear monster, green lion monster and yellow-browed old monster. We can't afford to play anymore. Damn it. You sent us against Tang Seng and his disciples, but you raised their level so high, how can we fight? Especially Sun Wukong, with good equipment, high attribute points, and summoning skills. The most annoying thing is that physical attacks are invalid, fire-based attacks are immune, and magic-based attacks are immune... Let alone us alone, we can't beat him as a team! No more talking, let's go, 88. 3. Bajie! You idiot! We have traveled ten miles, and you can't change the song and hum! Keep singing "Seeking Buddha", look at how it makes Master cry! 4. Amitabha, monks do not lie. Female benefactor, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexy woman that this poor monk has encountered since his journey to the east. Look at your hair, your jade hands, your skin, this feel... 5. The donor, the poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Please stay here for one night... Huh? donor? Donor, please open the door, Donor? Hold! 6. Queen, I, Tripitaka, have arrived at the kingdom of lions and camels. I miss you and kiss you. Don't reply to text messages. It's inconvenient because my apprentice is here. 7. You monkey, you don't respect your teacher. Why did you wear a leopard print apron to look sexy in front of that spider spirit? Why do you steal the limelight from being a teacher? Shut up! I don't care if you have leopard print or tiger skin! Do you still know who you are? You are a person who has been released from prison, how can you pretend to be stupid in front of me? Look, you dye your head yellow and carry a steel pipe to pretend to be young and Dangerous? Damn... Haha, Amitabha, that's so good, my teacher is a little out of sorts. 8. Wukong, let Bajie go into the water to catch the carp spirit. You are not good at water. If you drown, how can you afford the salvage fee? Oh, no, no, Bajie is fine, he will float on his own. 9. Bajie, Wukong is not here, go and make some fast food. Wu Jing, go drink the horse first. ... Bajie, Bajie, come here. remember! Let's go to the house we passed by just now. Yes, it's the house where a village woman and a child live. As soon as we passed by, we could smell the fragrance. She was making sauced elbows. It was so delicious! Go ahead, it's just a mother and son, if you don't give it, take it! Go and come back quickly! 10. Brother Monkey, did you propose to Fairy Zixia with this ring? You are so funny! You don't even have half a carat diamond, no one else would be interested in you! Chang'e was so embarrassed at me and said: Don't tell me whether you love me or not, first look at how big the diamond ring is! Alas, fairies nowadays are so realistic. I'm telling you, this fairy daughter, if you try to beat her to death with a diamond brick, she won't even cry out for help! 11. Haha, the market here is really lively. I haven't passed through such a busy area for a long time. Hey Wukong, look at those little kids from the Western Region who have been following us since just now. They have curly hair and big eyes, and they are so well-behaved! It's so simple and cute, hahaha... Huh? Bajie, where is your rake? Hey Wujing, where is our luggage? ah! Where is my white dragon horse? ! 12. Wukong, Bajie, and Wujing came before their master. Sigh... I am definitely not blaming my teacher, but have you forgotten my teachings?You, my master and my disciples are all members of the Buddhist sect, and we have many taboos and precepts. You should always keep this in mind: don't steal, don't lie, don't speak harshly, don't be greedy, don't be angry, and don't be delusional! Since your heart is devoted to Buddha, if you don't cultivate yourself, how can you achieve true enlightenment? Okay, I'm here to ask you, who the hell is that? Last night, while I was sleeping, you secretly logged in and stole my food? ! 13. Junior brother Sha, look at it, just catch a cockroach spirit, Brother Monkey will invite all the gods in the sky? Seriously, have you ever seen this monkey catch a goblin on his own so many times? Every time he screams at the goblin: "Don't leave! If you have the guts, don't leave! I'll blow the whistle and call for people to chop you to death!" Hey, he has so many magical powers! Hey, look at how many gods have come to the sky. There are also a few people riding brooms. Wow, all the sanitation personnel from heaven have been called here. 14. . "Wukong! Don't be rude! Oh, old man, the poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. He is passing through here today. I wonder if the old man can open the door for convenience...Old man, please stop insulting me. The poor monk apologizes for the big disciple...Old man, please Don't use your cane to hit the poor monk...Old...Old guy, can you try to touch me again? Oh, Wukong! Come on, Bajie Wujing, you'll knock out your eyes and hit your legs!" 15. Wukong bastard! Don't make a move! Those donors are not monsters, so how can you refuse to change despite repeated admonitions and kill animals at will? ! ……oh? Are they businesses that buy land and build buildings? Amitabha——Wu Jing, help me get the Five Buddha Crowns; Wukong, lend me the golden cudgel! No, Bajie, give me your rake! Damn you... 16. Master——, I'm back! Being told right by this idiot Bajie, Junior Brother Sha was indeed so sultry! Ya didn't go to alms, but went to an Internet cafe. He was posting on the forum when I turned into a flying insect and snuck in! What about "Rugged and handsome guy travels to Chi Country, huge PP, please hit lightly"... 17. Ah haha! The eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty was polite and courteous! I am the magistrate of this county, and these twenty-five colleagues are the deputy magistrates of this county. Oh, and those more than a hundred people outside are all assistants to the county magistrate. In exchange for customs clearance documents, isn't it urgent? First, please invite eminent monks from the Tang Dynasty and four eminent disciples to accompany me to the Yingge Garden above the county government office for some entertainment. Of course! There are all of them, they are all the great ladies of yesterday. Safety! Absolutely safe! It was driven by my uncle and brother. . . 18. MSN signature of the king of the daughter country: The elder's surname is Tang, so sweet that it's sad. 19. Tang's Monk: Amitabha, Wukong, don't blame me anymore. Monks are compassionate. I just saw the donor was in great pain, so I asked Wu Jing to help him ride on the horse. How did I know that he was the bait of the Yamen here to catch the law? Okay, let's quickly use the invisibility method to get the purple gold alms bowl and the teacher's cassock back from the Yamen. 20. Wukong, are you okay? Wake up! Bajie Wujing, don't run away! Come back and save me as a teacher! Ah... stop fighting, stop fighting! ...The poor monk really went to the West to obtain the true scriptures... He just came to the Yamen here to exchange for customs clearance documents! Right! That one is a customs clearance document, not a report letter... Those are my apprentices! We are really not here to petition collectively...ah! 21. Wukong, bring me the purple gold alms bowl and chopsticks. Wujing, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is cooked. 22. Master, just get on your horse. How can you maintain your figure by just taking these two steps? Monk, why are you pretending to be an idol? You see, you asked Brother Monkey to pick wild fruits again. Can you improve the food? My existence has fully demonstrated that vegetarianism cannot reduce weight. 23. Dear friends, if you love, please love deeply. At this moment, I burst into tears. Although I have said to myself more than once: "Jade Rabbit Spirit, you must be happy!" However, he is a man like the wind, which shattered my elegant dignity and made me as lonely as a firework... Can you stay? Elder Tang, will there be a banshee in the West who will love you for me? 24. Wu Jing, look, you're not going to drink the horse, but you're taking selfies with your phone.My teacher once said that if you have a big face, a broad mouth, and a lush beard, you won't look cute no matter how much you pout. Come, take some pictures for me, and I will teach you some scissor hand styles. 25. Bajie, your senior brother has been driven back to Huaguoshan by me, but you are so embarrassed to carry out this important task! You still haven't changed your bad habit of being a leader in Heaven before being Shuanggui! My master asked you to go into the cave to find out the details of the female goblin, but you came back with a bellyband! You scoundrel! If I had known that I was such a teacher, I should have changed your nickname to Jiujie! ...Show it to my teacher, is it the original flavor?
